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girl-by-the-lake · 14 days
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I think it's a misuse of your big platform to allow the spreading of transgenderism! We do not need those freaks on this earth
I need those freaks actually, and I'm going to use my platform to spread transgenderism like Judas spread his legs for Jesus.
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girl-by-the-lake · 14 days
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everyone's got that one homie who zealously adheres to his inflexible code of honor even though it has long since become a burden to him
#XD
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girl-by-the-lake · 16 days
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Rhys: Where's my chair?
Feyre: Cassian broke it over Azriel's back when they were wrestling.
Azriel: Correction, Cassian was wrestling. I was eating soup.
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girl-by-the-lake · 6 months
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im not saying merlin’s coming back, but it’s the tenth anniversary of the last episode this christmas eve (24/12/23) and the twitter account has just rose from the dead much like a certain king is fabled to…
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girl-by-the-lake · 7 months
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The King: She’s my assassin, stay away from her.
Dorian: …Smash.
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Aelin: She’s a ruthless witch with iron teeth and nails…she has literally eaten people.
Dorian:
Aelin:
Dorian: Smash.
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girl-by-the-lake · 7 months
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"dni if you engage with irredeemable media! dni to kill a mockingbird stans" ok well CLEARLY you have never read to kill a mockingbird if you think it's irredeemable media and also having a book that was published in 1960 on your dni stan list is kinda ridiculous actually
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girl-by-the-lake · 7 months
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on 13th September 2005 supernatural was first broadcast. this has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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girl-by-the-lake · 7 months
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What the heck is this about? Jujutsu Kaisen Season 2 Episode 6
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girl-by-the-lake · 7 months
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posting on a blackboard discussion board and replying to two of your fellow students has to be one of the nine circles of hell
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girl-by-the-lake · 8 months
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My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise
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girl-by-the-lake · 8 months
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You know Rowan Whitethorn would have absolutely exposed Lucien being Helion's son, Eris's and Mor's secret backstory, Gwyn's parentage, the fact that Feyre was going to die Bella Swan-style and finally roasted Azriel about the necklace re-gifting, all in one dinner.
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girl-by-the-lake · 9 months
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girl-by-the-lake · 9 months
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the art is not arting today. here is the rat prince
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girl-by-the-lake · 10 months
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Dear fanfic writers, I guess this is the classical “oh no, she’s cute’’ moment, right? 
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girl-by-the-lake · 10 months
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seriously have been thinking about this all night long. call me autistic but the fact that 90% of workplaces the point is not to get your work done and then be done doing it but to instead perform an elaborate social dance in which you find something to do even when you're done doing everything you need to do in order to show your fellow workers that you, too, are Working . because you are at Work . disgusting why cant we all agree that if there is no work immediately to be done. we just dont do anything
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girl-by-the-lake · 10 months
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anyways (I say this as someone who is deeply critical of the united states government, military, unchecked capitalism, police, etc) I am SICK of people treating america as if it has no cultural value or positives so….. I love u 85 million acres (bigger than italy) of national parks. I love u harlem renaissance. I love u groundhogs day. I love u sweet tea and fried chicken and jambalaya. I love u apple cider donuts and maizes on crisp autumn days. I love u 95k miles of coastlines and new england fisherman and hand knitted sweaters. I love u halloween where millions of people dress up and give candy to strangers and carve jack o’lanterns. I love u small talk and small towns and potlucks and bringing over casseroles to your struggling neighbors. I love u cowboys and ranch hands and arizonian cactus. I love u appalachian trail and dirtbikes and divebars. I love u sparklers and fireflies. I love u mark twain and toni morrison and emily dickinson and henry david thoreau. I love u rock n roll i love u bluegrass and hippies i love u jimi hendrix and nirvana and CCR and janis joplin. I love u victorian houses and jonny appleseed and john henry and mothman and bigfoot. I love u foggy days in the pacific northwest and neon signs and roadside attractions. I love u baseball and 1950s diners and soft serve. I love u native american art and pop art and poptarts. I love u blue jeans and barbecues and jazz musicians 
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