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When u thought ur crush was dead but you meet her again on the opposite side of the battlefield (and also she’s a cool pirate now)

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yodel they/he hoo or whatever the fuck

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get vaccinated so we never have to see CNN talk about an omega variant

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i still think the funniest way a celebrity has ever been "cancelled" was when we found out DJ Khaled didnt eat pussy

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I wish you all very good sex. if you don't like sex, I wish you a very good romance. if you don't want either of them. I wish you a very good bowl of soup and some bread, mate.

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keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer, pinned against a wall in a fight, so close your noses are practically touching, look down at their lips, start making out

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REBLOG to fuck a WIZARD

IGNORE for PENIS CURSE

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Artist @aurelia_draws on Twitter.

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your new gender is whatever you last ate (u r what u eat.)

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yo they got estrogen in yzma’s lab

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if you call a nonbinary person cis bc they don't perform androgyny to a level you approve of i'm omw with a big hammer to shatter your kneecaps

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gay_irl

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I think everyone, both normal and cis people, should get two free legal name changes at no cost

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this man is the one true ally