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#aradia megido #sollux captor #homestuck #arasol

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every single person who has ever tagged homestuck stuff with “sorry for homestuck posting” should change it to “homestuck posting in the house tonight”

#homestuck posting

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silly little app

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Couples are always hiring me to stand next to their fake electric fireplaces and pop my knuckles, knees, hips, etc to simulate the sound of a real log burning. They can enjoy a few romantic nights this way but inevitably one or both of them develops an insatiable lust for my hypermobile and easily-injured joints and their relationship falls apart

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can you stop talking about your holes?

#across the spiderverse #spiderverse #junji ito #the enigma of amigara fault

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my idea for this game where you have loves of bread and the floor is baby hungry birds and they bite your feet so you have to place the bread and be quick while they eat it

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#jerma

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Dear tumblr newbies of #196:

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Having your own personal blog is honestly quite a nice change of pace compared to Reddit. I could put a funny GIF of George Bush getting hit by a shoe on here and the worse case scenario is that no one even notices.

You put that on a big subreddit and you get your eyes gouged out and a heap of political discourse underneath your post.

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youtube has identified me as a heavy cube enjoyer

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The 196 posters are a riot.

Like a shot of adrenaline into a sleepy slumbering bear website.

When the Twitter birds migrated here, they just destroyed tags.

The Redditors brought with them a feast of memes and weirdo humor that matches the rest of the potluck.

Well done. Welcome.

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man, the way some of the reddit refugees talk about moving to tumblr is kinda depressing; they're saying stuff like "No one has belittled me on tumblr yet" and "people actually talk to me here."

We've got to rehabilitate these users so that they can see what it's like to have a non-hostile internet experience.

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Do NOT feed the Reddit refugees!!!

They must learn to hunt on their own, lest they become dependent on the native Tumblr lifeform for food and shelter!!!

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Addicted to watching the reddit refugees. It's like they're animals bred in captivity and being released into the wild.

They have their own little niche community as they try to observe how this site works from a distance. They just need a little push to interact better with us! I will try to communicate with them in a way they understand:

Edit: Thanks for the gold kind extranger

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the difference between Reddit and twitter migrants is Reddit brings memes while twitter brought 2016 tumblr discourse.

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They are studying us in petri dishes