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girloikawa · 3 years
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do u think greg is a machiavellian fuck or is he as stupid as he appears ?
he’s not stupid, which does lead us in the machiavellian fuck direction but i think cousin greg does not fit in this binary at all. machiavellian implies some kind of scheming for power but cousin greg is the king of self preservation. everything he does isn’t to get power for power’s sake, it’s to protect himself from the vultures - copying the cruises documents, telling gerri that tom was thinking of going public with the cruises info, even doing coke runs for kendall. greg is the most paranoid fuck here. “but what about logan?” you ask. “isn’t he always trying to figure out who’s going to stab him in the back?” great question. while logan is trying to figure it out, cousin greg just knows that it’s everyone around him because they don’t see greg as a person
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hanging out with men because its more drama
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girloikawa · 3 years
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family drama isn’t like it used to be. far too little murders and far too many threats of blocking each other
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girloikawa · 3 years
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tell me something about yourself
so this might be tmi but the first time i jacked off it was like 2005? I was playing the sims 2 for the first time and i didn’t know anything about Gay but i made my male sim kiss don lothario, which i didn’t think would work. i then googled “2 sims kissing (boys)” and that led me down a rabbit hole (lol sims 3 reference there), and yeah, ya know, I did the self-woohoo. that same night there was an oprah re-run about teenage pregnancy and i was horrified. oh my god, i was convinced i was pregnant, nevermind that i am a little cis gay boy with no uterus. nevermind that i was a virgin. i was CERTAIN I was pregnant. Like, 900%. I had done the nasty and had become filled with my own vile seed. I started getting really self-conscious about my belly expanding. I didn’t want to google anything about masturbation leading to pregnancy out of fear it would confirm all my worst fears. My male sim got abducted by aliens and came back with morning sickness. He gave birth to twin aliens. that confirmed it in my mind that it was biological possible for men to carry children, perhaps even their own.. what was i going to tell my parents when i gave birth to myself? anyway I went to the doctor with a cold and he asked me what was wrong and i told him i was pregnant and he pissed himself laughing. this whole ordeal lasted about 5 months, but the lasting effect will probably follow me to the grave.
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girloikawa · 3 years
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if you don’t think this is fandom behavior i don’t know what to tell you
people naming their kids after historical figures back in the early days were the first fangirls
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girloikawa · 3 years
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people naming their kids after historical figures back in the early days were the first fangirls
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i wish humans could hibernate. i would hibernate so well. my hibernation era
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girloikawa · 3 years
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checking my notifications #girl #celebcore
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Story time: I’m a trans guy. I have an identical twin. We’re both tall, androgynous, and have naturally deep voices
In high school a rumor was spread that one of us was trans. For years, everyone in school had convinced themselves that my twin was “the trans one”. She rolled with it to keep me safe, and said it felt like a compliment to be mistaken for a trans woman since she looked up to a lot of trans women. That didn’t stop the bullying, but it’s easier to deal with when it’s directed at the wrong person. I’m engaged to a feminine cis guy who is several inches shorter than me. I have 20-30lbs on him and I can dead lift him. He’s more delicate and soft both physically and socially. He cries during sad movies, owns half a million stuffed animals, and clings to my arm when he’s nervous or it’s cold out (oh yeah, also he’s adorable) Whenever the topic of being trans comes up, cis people tend to think he’s the one who is trans. Direct all “what do your parents think?” comments onto him. Completely ignore me. Ask him invasive/transphobic questions about his body. Tell him “you pass so well!” through grit teeth. Like with my sister, I get pretty pissed about this, but there’s not much I can do about it. I have had to argue with cis people to establish the fact I’m trans because they don’t believe me & think I’m joking. they’re like “but he’s - no, she’s trans!” and frantically point fingers at my fiance and sister. Because there’s no way an adult cis woman could be taller than 5′9 and choose to be bare-faced, and an adult cis man could love How To Train Your Dragon 2 with a fiery passion, enough to watch it 3 times in the theatre.  Terfs take one look at us and try to convince my sister she’ll never have a uterus or that she’s “appropriating women’s spaces”. Transphobes say my boyfriend will “always be a girl” and call him gendered slurs. They talk over them, block them, and grill them about what genitalia they have online. Completely unknowing that they’re talking to two cisgender people who are gay and gnc. @ young, closeted, scared trans people: any cis person who insists they can somehow “know” your “birth sex” by looking at you because “it’s so obvious!” is full of shit. people come in all shapes and sizes regardless of gender. Not only are they being transphobic, but they’re being homophobic too.
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girloikawa · 3 years
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closing a browser tab like stubbing out a cigarette
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Whoever is writing for Tom Wambsgans and Connor Roy deserves her dick sucked tbh everytime I hear them speaking I am out of my mind
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Succession S01E07 / S03E01
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girloikawa · 3 years
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i simply like m/f romances where the woman is completely feral and the guy is just little too into it
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