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The most embarrassing thing In my life is whenever I see people and they ask what I’ve been up to . Literally nothing ever . Im like ohh you know this and that …. The usual ..

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Been painting cats

#oughh #inspo

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being obsessed w a piece of media is so scary. what if my mutuals see how insane i go about it and think oh i gotta check out what this is about and then think it sucks and kill me with rocks. what if they hate my favorite characters

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Me meeting a genie: Okay, so my first wish is for 1000 dollars a day, deposited to my bank account without any way of tracing it to anything illegal. I want this money to come from the ten richest people in America (100 dollars each), withdrawn under the guise of nebulous, random purchases and surcharges. It would probably be best to split the money into a myriad of smaller fees, though, to reduce the likelihood of anyone noticing. Got all that?

Genie: um

Me, continuing on without a care: For my SECOND wish, I want you to give me the ability to learn any given phoneme, so that I can learn to pronounce new languages perfectly. If you’re willing, it’d be nice if it were a little easier to memorize new languages too, but if that’s not cool, I’m perfectly fine doing all the legwork myself I mostly just want to be capable of pronouncing things correctly.

Genie, now staring at me like I’m insane: ……okaaayyy?….

Me: For my third wish. I want to always have great ideas for gifts for people. Every birthday, every holiday, I want to be able to come up with something they’d really like, with enough time to actually get it for them.

Genie, just staring at me

Me: I can provide you with a written document if that would help.

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trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

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no way…

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I have a disorder that makes me want to headcanon every nonhuman character with the ability to purr regardless if it makes sense for their kind or not. It's called being right. With enough research i could justify a tree purring if i wanted to

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Thinking of His Kiss, The Riot concepts…

#oughh.. #hadestown

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miss swift you are not a tortured poet you are a billionaire

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Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

Penis blast hilarious

#YAYYY ITS BACK ON MY DASH

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obsessed with bed.. i love bed. obsessed with pillows blankets and such literally love sleeping

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obsessed with bed.. i love bed. obsessed with pillows blankets and such literally love sleeping

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obsessed with bed.. i love bed. obsessed with pillows blankets and such literally love sleeping

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obsessed with bed.. i love bed. obsessed with pillows blankets and such literally love sleeping

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obsessed with bed.. i love bed. obsessed with pillows blankets and such literally love sleeping