Uenoyama: Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of everyone?
Haruki: You don't need any help from me.
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Haruki: Why do you have a diary?
Akihiko: To keep secrets from my computer.
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Akihiko: Haruki is on a Holiday with his family so I’m gonna cut all the sleeves off my shirts.
Uenoyama: Why?
Akihiko: He’s like 85% of my impulse control.
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Uenoyama: I’m an idiot.
Haruki:
Uenoyama:
Haruki:
Uenoyama:
Haruki: If you are waiting for me to disagree, then it is going to be a long day.
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Haruki: So, if your friend jumps off a cliff, you will too?
Akihiko: Haruki, I AM the friend that jumps off the cliff, you know that.
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Yayoi: You kissed a guy?
Akihiko: In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy!
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I feel God in this Chili’s tonight. - Akihiko
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Uenoyama: It’s times like these when I wish I’d listened to what Haruki told me.
Mafuyu: Why, what did he tell you?
Uenoyama: I don’t know, I didn’t listen.
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Mafuyu: Uenoyama-kun wake up
Uenoyama, annoyed: What is it?
Mafuyu: when butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
Uenoyama:
Mafuyu:
Uenoyama: Mafuyu what the fuck.
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Uenoyama: You need a hobby.
Haruki: I have a hobby.
Uenoyama: Pining after Akihiko isn’t a hobby.
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Mafuyu: Can you stop being so extra?
Yuki: I have no idea what you’re talking about.
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Hiigari: Why does everyone always assume the worst of me?
Mafuyu: It saves time.
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Haruki: And Uenoyama dragged you two into this nonsense??
Akihiko: Literally.
Mafuyu: I volunteered.
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Akihiko: I’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual.
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Uenoyama: Haruki won’t come out of the bathroom
Akihiko: Just tell him I said something.
Uenoyama: Like what?
Akihiko: Anything factually incorrect.
[A few moments later]
Haruki: Did you just say that the sun is a fucking planet-
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Haruki: I don’t have a crush on Akihiko!
Uenoyama:...
Haruki: He’s just someone I stare at and when he’s not here it ruins my day.
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Uenoyama: I wasn’t sure what kind of chocolates you liked so I got them all.
Mafuyu: Uenoyama- There are like 300 boxes here....
Uenoyama: I panicked okay!
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