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they need to invent a writing that is easy. and fast also
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task manager kill this man
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This is different from Al-Shifa:
There are images of decomposed bodies wearing what appear to be scrubs... with their hands tied. Meaning they were executed while bound. I will not be sharing them because I'm tired of showing our martyrs' bodies to people.
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*Sees a thoroughly rusted Cybertruck abandoned by the side of the road*
Me: "Wow, how far in the future did we go?"
My time-traveller friend: "About two weeks."
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He was trying to make sure you could be horny on main and still get paid. The hero we needed not the hero we deserved.
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say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually
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"No climate justice on occupied land"
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you know what really gets my goat?
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Imagine a vampire sucked your blood and they didn't even pop a boner. not even half hard. fully flaccid the entire time they sucked your blood. I'd be so humiliated.
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if you give “stupid” characters rural/southern accents i don’t like you and if you give “smart” characters rural/southern accents but it’s a punchline i don’t like you even more
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