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How to show emotions

Part IV

How to show bitterness

tightness around their eyes

pinched mouth

sour expression on their face

crossed arms

snorting angrily

turning their eyes upward

shaking their head

How to show hysteria

fast breathing

chest heaving

trembling of their hands

weak knees, giving in

tears flowing down their face uncontrollably

laughing while crying

not being able to stand still

How to show awe

tension leaving their body

shoulders dropping

standing still

opening mouth

slack jaw

not being able to speak correctly

slowed down breathing

wide eyes open

softening their gaze

staring unabashingly

How to show shame

vacant stare

looking down

turning their head away

cannot look at another person

putting their head into their hands

shaking their head

How to show being flustered

blushing

looking down

nervous smile

sharp intake of breath

quickening of breath

blinking rapidly

breaking eye contact

trying to busy their hands

playing with their hair

fidgeting with their fingers

opening mouth without speaking

Part I + Part II + Part III

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"Please, I can't lose you."

"You've never 'had' me in the first place."

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My favorite thing about getting a post massively reblogged is seeing how many people have negative tagging systems. I don't mean "negative" in the sense of "bad", I just mean that instead of tagging something as X, they tag it as not-Y.

Like you'll make a post about how spoons were invented in the 1720s in an ill-fated attempt to settle an argument between four of the five popes, and it gets reblogged and someone tags it "#not naruto".

And it's like, you're not wrong. That post has nothing to do with Naruto! But you can't help but feel proud your post got selected as one of the few non-naruto posts worthy of being included on their clearly heavily Naruto-themed blog.

#not marvel

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#sns

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Barbara Gordon "Oracle" Aesthetic

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I was looking through Sasuke time travel fics and I found one with a tag that said, "Sasuke has daddy issues? More like Fugaku has son issues" and now I'm in love with this tag

Oh, I am in love with the entire idea of Naruto and Sasuke time traveling back to when they were young and just being unholy terrors who are obsessed with each other and are intent on making that everyone else's problem.

Like yeah they're gonna prevent the Massacre but Fugaku is also gonna develop a drinking problem because Sasuke is bat-shit insane and his entire moral compass and impulse control is apparently tied to Uzumaki Naruto for some fucking reason so really it's a trade-off.

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Gwen Stacy icons

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↳ Marvel’s Spider-Man - The Black Cat Strikes (comic)

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don’t edit or repost as if it were yours!

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྾ spiderman & deadpool [from marvel comics] icons ྾

deadpool: you know, if the internet could see the two of us like this, it would have fits.

spidey: what are you prattling about?

deadpool: I guess we go to different websites.

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𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐜𝐬

𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 𝐀𝐅𝐀𝐁! 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫, 𝐩𝐞𝐭 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬, 𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟, 𝐢𝐝𝐤 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞, 𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐲! 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞, 𝐬𝐟𝐰 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐰 𝐬𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧.

𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭.

𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭

alright, this one is literally the "asshole to the world, giant puppy for his s/o" trope and you cannot change my mind.

the "mean to the other girls, certified lover boy for his special one" type 100%

simon is very reserved, so when other women try to hit on him he'll just stand there like🧍‍♂️and stare at them until they get uncomfortable and leave him alone.

also the type to give women the "you wish that was you, huh?" look when he gets you gifts or flowers or gives you princess treatment in public.

has a dad sneeze. no matter where in the house he is, when he sneezes, you can hear it from the backyard.

when you two are walking together, he does the thing where he bends his knees to be the same height as you are and walks like that next to you to get you annoyed

bench presses you for fun. loves hearing your laugh when he does it.

also does pushups with you laying on his back. you kiss his cheek whenever you can and it gets a small chuckle out of him every time.

100% homebody. when he's free he sits his ass at home, catching up on tv shows or movies, spending time with you or just reading some books.

will whine and suffocate you in his arms if you want to leave the house.

isn't too big on public dates, he prefers spending quality time at home, but he can't say no to you.

when he has to get out he does so without hesitation tho.

he's a cat person. you two own a cat. her name is noodles.

i think he's the kind of man that likes taking care of the lawn, chopping fire wood, building stuff, idk he just looks like the type to do all that.

contrary to what others say, i don't think he's the type to wear a mask inside his home and around you, i feel like he feels safe enough to put down the skull mask and lets you see his face.

he wears a cap, sunglasses and a hood on his head whenever you two get out tho.

he's not the type to dress very fancy, i feel like he prefers comfort clothes over everything, especially around the home.

loves playfighting with you, he pins you down so easily and towers over you, giving you a smug smirk.

literally the type to fold you in half and throw you on the bed like you weight nothing to him.

if you're looking for a protective bf, stop looking. he's the one. man's literally in the military.

literally the "wear whatever you want, i can fight" bf. imagine if someone tries hitting on you while you're out with simon... poor idiot.

when you're upset, he tightens all the jar lids and bottle caps in the house so you have a reason to talk to him :'))

gets you flowers whenever he can or he just brings you little trinkets that made him think of you when he's been away for too long

he's so heavy on praising you, he'll do it whenever he feels like it and whenever he thinks that you need some encouragement.

"my beautiful girl" / "such a smart girl i have" / "you did so good little soldier, i'm so proud of you"

he loves holding you on his lap, sexually or not. whenever the two of you are on the couch, he'll pull you on his lap and wrap his arms around you, hugging you close.

his eyes talk for him the most, so he'll hold eye contact all throughout fucking your brains out, getting head from you and all that thing. his eyes are just so intense, you can't stop looking into them. and he loves it.

"that's it, keep your pretty eyes on me. yes, this is perfect. you just keep looking at me, with those pretty eyes, don't take your eyes off me"

"you're so short" bf x "put some inches in me then" gf

heavyy size kink. man's is huge.

he actually loves cuddling, but because he's a big, hulk of a man who grew up in misogyny he can't quite say it yet.

so observant about everything. he notices the smallest details and sees the most passable stuff. you know your man is really gonna notice any change you do to your appearance.

he likes putting his hands on your thighs and squeezing them.

hugs you from behind and suffocates you against him.

proud bf type. he doesn't say it but his attitude when you're walking down the street together just screams, "yeah, she's mine, lads"

no matter how big the bed is, he'll always find a way to cuddle up to you, eventually ending up laying completely on top of you.

he won't let it show but he loves how clingy you can be sometimes.

"can i get under your skin?" you ask, whispering to your boyfriend from under his hoodie, which he was wearing, as he laid on the bed and read a book

"what?"

tolerates the biting. you just randomly bite him sometimes, out of affection, and he tolerates it. he says you're like a cat.

he loves holding you in his arms, it makes you feel protected and he feels like he has something to hold on to.

you made him a painting of your thermal nude. he loves it.

like everyone says, i'm sure he's very crafty too. he makes paper roses and puts them in a bouquet. says the real ones die too soon.

he likes giving you hickeys, but not in obvious places. he likes putting them on your breasts, your thighs and your hips. in return you gave him a few on his neck. price and soap asked him about it and he started blushing.

i feel like he would be very gentle and caring to his s/o, idk he just fits the pattern

simon loves it when you hold onto his bicep

not a self care type of dude but imagine him sitting criss cross, having you put mask on his face and gua sha roll it.

he likes braiding your hair. idc what you say, he just does it.

he gives off doberman energy

is a sucker for cock warming

his fave position is prolly you on top, but i think he's a mating press type of dude too.

will fold you in whatever position he wants tho

either has to crouch down or pick you up to kiss you

loves seeing you all dolled up, but also loves it when you're not all dolled up.

don't worry about him cheating, the man hates human interaction

100% would marry and baby him

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