Tumgik
glamatcha · 3 years
Text
"guys" is beyond gender. beyond humanity. if i see three birds together, im like "what are those guys up to". a group of 3-4 objects is guys. 2 apples and a banana in a fruit basket. thats guys.
92K notes · View notes
glamatcha · 3 years
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
I’ll make a bet with you. If you and I should ever meet again, let us live together for one year. My heart is the direct inverse of yours. You are kind, and pure, and honest. And I’m sure that is how you will continue to grow up. Your heart will remain pure. So, if we should ever meet again, I will try my hardest to learn to love you. Just for one year. And after that year, if I can consider you “special”, you will have won, and I will not kill you. But if I decide that I cannot consider you special to me, if I cannot distinguish the difference between you and that corpse, then, I will kill you. And so, today, I will let you go.
291 notes · View notes
glamatcha · 3 years
Text
literally every sleep advice pamphlet and website: don’t do things before bedtime! no reading! no video games! don’t watch tv! nothing stimulating at all within two hours of going to bed! :)
me, an adhd: you fools. you buffoons. i can’t even manage one minute without stimulation. i will die before following this advice and that is a threat
139K notes · View notes
glamatcha · 3 years
Text
Tumblr media
57 notes · View notes
glamatcha · 3 years
Text
i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT
55K notes · View notes
glamatcha · 3 years
Text
Tumblr media
104K notes · View notes
glamatcha · 3 years
Text
YA books: There are 2 boys, the protagonist girl HAS to date one, but how can she choose? They are so incredibly different in every way!
The boys:
Tumblr media
214K notes · View notes
glamatcha · 3 years
Text
when the boy who ghosted you goes viral for skating your routine that is to a gay opera love song about lost love that you commissioned so you show up at his house with your marble bust and your poodle and get naked
2K notes · View notes
glamatcha · 3 years
Text
Tumblr media
82K notes · View notes
glamatcha · 3 years
Text
wish I could be in my own anime beach special where I’m hanging out with all my friends in the sun and our titties are bouncing uncontrollably
39K notes · View notes
glamatcha · 3 years
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Happy Valentine’s Day everyone.
229K notes · View notes
glamatcha · 3 years
Text
Tumblr media
3K notes · View notes
glamatcha · 3 years
Photo
Tumblr media
There are two types of people this New Years
18K notes · View notes
glamatcha · 3 years
Video
youtube
here it iss!! the finished klance animatic I mentioned 8′) 💜
it was started back in 2018 before s6 even aired so there’s some old art in it, I almost dropped it but this whole year has been so weird I was like.. this might as well happen? lool 
anyway I never made an animatic before, I hope you enjoy it, bunch of frames under readmore or you can view them all here! c:
Keep reading
5K notes · View notes
glamatcha · 3 years
Photo
Tumblr media
Ah! It’s the Daiken Secret Santa I made for this year exchange! Thanks to @daikenweek for organizing. I’m also VERY happy that my recipient liked the piece I made for them. (▰˘◡˘▰)
261 notes · View notes
glamatcha · 3 years
Text
do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures
448K notes · View notes
glamatcha · 3 years
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media
3K notes · View notes