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glasswhistles · 11 hours
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embroidery animation collab with Rosie Brain Embroidery
link to tutorial about designing the reference animation: https://youtu.be/epCdVCWzISs?si=fJ0pk6PgpoPsR3mU
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glasswhistles · 18 hours
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glasswhistles · 19 hours
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Mononykus olecranus for a $15 Ko-fi supporter
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glasswhistles · 19 hours
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Make them straight adjacent for the homies
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glasswhistles · 20 hours
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glasswhistles · 20 hours
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What makes this even funnier is if you’re a rich guy and do this the actual poker players will shower you with praise and stroke your ego (especially when you win hands through sheer variance) and say you’re great and to keep doing what you’re doing because they’re just siphoning money from you and want you to keep it up. Like, that’s the original definition of a “whale” in the gambling sense
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glasswhistles · 1 day
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glasswhistles · 1 day
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Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).
I will draw a picture of the horse we make!
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glasswhistles · 1 day
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*✧*:・゚
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having moths in my home is so charming?! It's like living in a fairytale im just vibing and a moth flew past my face. why do people hate having bugs in their house...
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me: I have GOT to get weirder!
also me when I do get weirder: *visibly shaking* I'm going to be killed with hammers by everyone for being a freak.
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glasswhistles · 2 days
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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.
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glasswhistles · 2 days
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sunny today so now I am on a walk. anybody ever notice there's stuff outside of the house? like trees and birds and even other houses.. wild
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glasswhistles · 2 days
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you know what really gets my goat?
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glasswhistles · 2 days
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The berry pickers creed
I will leave unripened berries untouched
A ripe berry need only be negotiated with, not fought
I will reasses my surroundings after every step, for my new perspective could reveal a berry patch previously hidden to me
The plant gets excited and happy when a barry is picked
The bug is not to be feared or killed, but gently celebrated, for it facilitated in the creation of the beloved berrys
I will not allow myself to be bullied by sharp thicket and I will retrieve even the most protected barry
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