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glitterr-ain · 12 hours
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you are so gay that if you went to book a room at the Penis & Butthole Hotel they would say “for you, my friend, it’s on the house”
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glitterr-ain · 18 hours
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For decades stoners were renowned for their aesthetics. For their blacklight posters and lava lamps, for their airbrushed dragon murals and electrical shock orb thingies from Spencer Gifts. Then they legalized weed and every weed store became the flattest, emptiest minimalist void imaginable. They're putting a weed store in a former Rainforest Cafe and they're tearing out all of the rainforest decor to make it just a big empty space with walls painted the blandest green they can find. They tore down paradise and put up a place where a business major tries to tell you CDB oil can cure cancer
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glitterr-ain · 19 hours
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Little Tikes Turtle Ashtray
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glitterr-ain · 21 hours
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you’re still gay and that’s final
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glitterr-ain · 21 hours
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would you collect rocks with me. be honest
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glitterr-ain · 21 hours
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i love when you hear a song and you're like “oh id absolutely stumble through the snow bleeding from a knife stuck in my gut to this”
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glitterr-ain · 23 hours
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why is half of youtube filled with 47 minute long videos that look like this
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glitterr-ain · 23 hours
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need a robotic nun to lightly rap me on the knuckles every time i chase temptation out of Compulsion rather than Desire, "if you're gonna Sin, at least do it through Agency and Intention rather than Base Impulse," she would say, "do it because you Want It, not Just because you Don't want to do Whatever You're Currently Doing"
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glitterr-ain · 23 hours
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Sniffles and whimpers and sobs but when you look over at my cubicle I’ve perfectly filed all the company’s taxes deftly and with skill
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glitterr-ain · 23 hours
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dream job is to be that one rotted hand that bursts out of the grave to snatch some stupid idiot by the ankles and pull them under the earth
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glitterr-ain · 23 hours
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before hotdogs existed people at baseball games would just eat sticks and rocks
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glitterr-ain · 23 hours
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glitterr-ain · 23 hours
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I, as a 26 year old adult in 2024, just had a nightmare about slenderman trying to get me. Come on.
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glitterr-ain · 23 hours
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kinda sick of all those posts that are like "my ancestors were surviving starvation and the plague meanwhile i get nervous ordering food at restaurants". as if jauffrey the woodworker didn't fumble his conversation with the fine maiden running the fruit stand and then tripped on a pebble as he left in a hurry
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glitterr-ain · 23 hours
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hey man mind if i reclaim some slurs next to your parrot
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glitterr-ain · 23 hours
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idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that
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glitterr-ain · 23 hours
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