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gertie and gerry :3

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Just copped that new #NintendoSwitch from #Temu

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normalize having more than one best friend. "best friend" shouldn't just be a title reserved for one person... best friend is a species...

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u can’t suck, u can’t fuck, and u don’t know karate

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i found the tenth circle of hell: it's where your fave blows up on tiktok

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I’m sorry, I can’t come into work today. I didn’t get a long rest and god gave me a point of exhaustion. All my skill checks are at disadvantage.

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this is going to be difficult -> i am capable of doing difficult things -> i have done everything prior to this moment -> this difficulty will soon be proof of capability

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The Green Knight

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Our queen

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every time i remember martins poetry i go into a fit of hysterics. HES SO BAD AT IT BUT HE LOVES DOING IT SO MUCH....ITS HOW HE EXPRESSES HIMSELF.....TO ME THAT IS THE PUREST FORM OF ART

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reminder to all lesbians that just because she is a lesbian and attracted to you does not mean she is the one. there are other lesbians out there. I promise. at least 5 of them

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nightmare how u can just be scrolling thru tumblr and if ur thumb is jn the wrong spot itll just share a post to someone in dms

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"i wish i could exfoliate my brain" you can. by reading things that challenge you.

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such a dumb fucking pun. i love him

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🌟 Jirachi commission for @triphorse_1 !! tysm for commissioning me! hope everyone is celebrating the festivities!!

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

#heritage post