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lord the peasants are so loud today

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I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

#this will never in fact #NOT be funny

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I'm curious

#25 including my country of origin #fully lived in 5 of them #on 4 different continents #I'll get those other 3 #one of these days #life goals

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always blows my mind as a european when people talk about states like “yeah theres nothing in ohio/montana/wyoming/etc” because i look at a map like but. but theyre so big. every state could qualify as its own country what do you mean theres nothing there. and then i ask people from those states and theyre like “yeah theres nothing here” what do you mean theres nothing there!!!

#lol #that was a fun little trip #these responses made me LOOOL

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STAR TREK II: the wrath of khan (1982)

#lol #also OH NOES #the amount of trauma #that must have crashed over the theaters #all the tears XD

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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

#lol #dying

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The concept photos were all so inspiring, can’t wait for the next batch!

#bts jimin #jimin face #jimin fanart #my art

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ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.

black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.

bruce: how’d you get your scar?

zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.

bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.

#lol

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#lol #too perfect

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💛💚💛💚 cr. jung-koook

#Vmin #just...Vmining it all up #Jimin #Taehyung #BTS

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It’s finally happened.

After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.

“I like your shoelaces.”

Oh. Oh no.

I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”

The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”

Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.

Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.

#lol #this is beautiful #ahhh tumblr

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y'know, one thing i don't see get talked about much in regards to asexuality is how it feels to never be 'sexually motivated' by anything

and not just when it comes to advertisements using 'sexy' models to try and sell you stuff, but like. in general

sex as a favor, sex as a bribe, sex in exchange for whatever

casual sex, 'friends with benefits' situations, even simple flirting

it all looks a whole lot different from the perspective of someone who's immune to manipulation via sex appeal, who has virtually no understanding as to why sex would motivate someone to cheat on their partner, etc. etc.

sex is worthless to me

i mean, it's useful as a story element in fiction, but it genuinely perplexes me that sex is such a driving force behind so many aspects of irl society & of people's individual lives, for better or for worse

and that it's so deeply ingrained into how the average person views the world & various situations, because the average person feels sexual attraction, whereas i do not

i think the barrier between aces & allos is actually even deeper than it seems on the surface at times, because it's more than just the grating expectation that everyone must want to 'settle down' and have kids, it's also the fact that the majority of the world is sort of 'in' on a joke that aces will never truly be a part of

#god yes #THIS!

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the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog (via)

#lol

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That’s completely fucking awesome!

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#lol #jeff bezos is a super villian

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crazy that Goncharov (1973) will be 50 years old in a few months because it seems like it just came out yesterday

#lol