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OH MY FUCKING GOD STOP SPEWING SHIT ABOUT "poor sunshine James who always puts other people before himself 🥺🥺🥺" AND GO FUCKING READ SNAPE'S WORST MEMORY

#joke’s on y’all #this makes me like James even more #harry potter #sirius black #james potter

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"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.

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tumblr being all adults nowadays is so funny because my mutuals are either unemployed chainsmokers or Ezra, Bioengineering PHD Candidate at University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill

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I am totally willing to accept unexplained light sources in movies if that means those movies won't be dark as fuck for the 90+ minutes they run

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if this bih wakes up it’s over

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cardan after kicking dirt in the food of his crush:

cardan after almost drowning his crush:

cardan after telling his crush to crawl to him:

#amazing #cardan greenbriar #jude duarte #fota #the folk of the air

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yeah as soon as I wake up no longer fatigued for the first time in my life I’ll be set

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I'm like if a girl who didn't do much was still experiencing burnout

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source

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do i ship these characters or do i want them to form a sketch comedy duo

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I'm doing a HP reread (in German because I need to practice my German), and Chamber of Secrets strikes me as prophetic, in a sad bad way. The plot point about Ginny and Riddle's diary is a perfect depiction of internet grooming, written in 1998, when widespread social media use wasn't really a thing yet. Of course grooming relationships, as a form of abuse, already existed, but the possibility of confiding your intimate secrets to a faceless stranger in writing, and then having that stranger control and minipulate you, wasn't remotely as much of a realistic risk to random 11-year-old girls as it is today. Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain is absolutely a moral for the 21st century.

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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

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Valerian: May your hands always be stained with blood. Jude: The joke's on you. I'd love that.

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Reblog and put your rare pair in the tags/comments! I want to see the depths people will go to create, for the most random two characters in the most obscure media.

#Tywinn Lannister/ Dolores Umbridge #specifically the AVPM version of Umbridge #yes there was alcohol involved #fanfiction

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#I cannot stress enough how much the Halloween Alvin and the Chipmunks episode scared me #I literally developed obsessive compulsions to ward off werewolves

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mother fuck, while doing research for my james potter essay for @annabtg, I came across THIS quote:

Madam Rosmerta: “Of all the people to go over to the Dark Side, Sirius Black was the last I’d have thought … I mean, I remember him when he was a boy at Hogwarts. If you’d told me what he was going to become, I’d have said you’d had too much mead.”

Sirius Black was, even to someone who barely knew him, SUCH a deeply good person that he was the last person you'd have thought would become a death eater. THE LAST PERSON. Not the loyal, Gryffindor-bred James Potter, not quiet Prefect Remus Lupin, SIRIUS FUCKING BLACK, the firstborn son of a blood supremacist family with several family members who actively served Voldemort.

Young Sirius Black was so full of goodness that if someone said he was going to be a death eater, Rosmerta would have thought they must be drunk.

And Remus and McGonagall and Dumbledore and everyone else who knew him so much better let him go to Azkaban without a trial, never tried to get him out, never gave this boy the benefit of the doubt.

And then what did he do when he broke himself out of Azkaban? He forgave Remus in an instant. He rejoined the Order. He trusted Dumbledore enough to willingly stay locked up again. He handed his house over to be used for the Order, welcomed people to come and go as they pleased, to stay long-term if they needed -- even Snape, who had recently been eager to have him killed. And in a matter of two years, showed Harry more parental love and support than anyone had before -- to the point of dying for him, exactly as his parents did.

So when you actually look at canon Sirius, I think it's very clear why he was the last person you'd expect.

#sirius black protection squad #sirius black #harry potter

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#steve harrington #the hold this man has on me