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killing myself wld kinda be narratively satisfying. like from a story perspective. thats all im saying
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Vintage Yearbook -- looks like the 90s or early aughts.
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"You're so gender" wow thanks!! I think you look like a tranny too
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this is not how heterosexual people sit in chairs, just sayin'
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boss asked if i could come in tmrw at 6am. brother im gna be honest with u ur lucky im not throwing glasses at the line cooks full force. no i cant come in at 6
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wld anyone like to love me or should i just keep listening to fiona apple in my bedroom
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kms. goodnight 💪🏻😎
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me saying “oh i watch a lot of movies on the internet archive! it’s great c:” to a coworker responding with “ah. ive only used that for porn” was a crazy tonal shift while we bussed tables
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coworker: are u excited to clock out so you can think about wrestling
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i realize thats a porn post but like. people just do that to me
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Imagine flirting with a boy by giving him casual commands. Waving him over from the bar, telling him to sit down and ordering drinks for the both of you. Manhandling him gently, hand loose around his waist, walking him towards the exit. He could simply ignore you if he wasn't interested, but he's so obedient and pliant that he follows your every move, his big doe eyes eagerly watching for your next command.
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