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Carlisle: I take my role as a doctor very seriously and all of the responsibilities that come with it

Edward: *turned without consent*

Esme: *turned without consent*

Rosalie: *turned without consent*

Emmett: *turned without consent*

Random soccer mom in the car chase scene: *drugged and abandoned without consent*

Bella: *desperately wants to be turned but decision is apparently not hers to make*

Jacob: *has his blood tested without consent*

Carlisle: very seriously

#screaming #cackling #outstanding

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Spent my time last weekend when I should’ve been reading TSC to avoid spoilers actually being talked into watching all 5 Twilight movies with my mother… I have 4 thoughts about this

1) yo these bitches are strange as fuck there’s no way Bella was the first person to figure out that they’re vampires

2) my brother in Christ you could not catch me in any of these scenarios because again, strange. Bella is a better person than me cause I would’ve seen them walk in the first day of school and actually followed the advice of just leave them alone because they’re all weird af

3) I love Jasper Hale. Legitimately I have never seen a creature look so genuinely uncomfortable at every moment and I think that’s hilarious. That man was the first person I saw in every scene he was in because he looks so awkward all the time. The only times I can recall him looking remotely comfortable were when he was dancing at the wedding and his fight with Alice, even the rest of the training montage thing he just looked uncomfortable and I love that

4) I really wish Laurent didn’t die. He was serving so much cunt they had to kill him off and that’s just really sad

#flawless jasper take op #all four of these points are valid

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Tonight's Vibes

Anathema-verse: every time Alice sees Jasper, she gives him a hug. And every single time, he jumps a little because being casually touched is still unexpected, especially with affection. Alice notices but never says anything.

#tonights vibe #alice cullen #jasper hale #jalice #headcanons #my fic verses #jasper is confused why she touches him so much at first #he likes it but it's weird #the only reason to touch another vampire in his experience is to fuck or fight #the cullens kind of taught him that hugs and stuff exist #but they were rare and very telegraphed #and here's this tiny girl who hugs him and holds his hand and plays with his hair #g'night!

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Assignments submitted and whilst I do have two drafts for future assignments to get started on, I have two weeks off. So have a mystery snippet of an upcoming chapter.

“She’s not a threat to you or Charlotte,” Jasper tried again. Peter lets out a bark of laughter. “I’m not worried, Jasper,” he says, and the words are dark. It’s a warning to Jasper how far he will go if he feels like his hand is forced. It’s the same voice that Jasper used that night, when Peter said that Charlotte was running whether Peter did or not. “Don’t.” His mouth feels dry. “She’s family, Pete. She’s not going to hurt anyone.”

#what fic could this be #overprotective fool #i wiggle so much fic is getting written #new chapters and some more kiss meme fics #and maybe i'll get to finish smoke and mirrors

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scary man who really loves his wife 🥺🥺

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Actually, all artists will go insane if you draw art of their art. The same goes for fic writers. It could be a stick figure and we'd still love it. We're also kissing you on the lips

#honestly #i get art or fic or anything #i am at your command #you want art? you want a new chapter? you want a specific scene? #i'm your bitch

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So little fun fact.

In the Latin American translation of Twilight. Newborns are called "Neofitos" which in Spanish means "Person who's been recently converted or accepted into a religion."

And I'm obsessed with that.

#maria as a cult leader 2024

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Sometimes fiction doesn’t have a moral to the story. Sometimes fiction points at something and goes “Ever thought about THAT???” And you look at what it’s pointing at for a bit.

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Hi!!! I saw you mention Jar of Hearts recently and was so excited I've been dying for that to update!!! And you're planning to write a POV from the characters in Forks right?? So excited :D

Hi!

The next chapter is almost done! I just hate writing action so much I’ve been super slow.

I am definitely going to write a ‘what happened in Forks’ outtake because there was so much chaos - Esme and Rose returning to an absolutely trashed house (well, trashed by Esme’s standards - grieving teenagers aren’t really the best at housekeeping, and Alice went ham on the walls); Jasper and Edward are in the woods, Carlisle’s at the hospital, Bella’s in her bedroom, Sue and Leah are at their house... and there is 0 sign of Alice, Emmett, or Seth. And it’s chaotic everywhere - all these people have just reappeared out of thin air with no idea of what happened.

And when Jasper and Rose finally do call Alice and Emmett, their calls are immediately dropped. We all know that Jasper would go into full war-mode if he thought Alice was in any sort of danger, but it’s pretty rare to see how Rose reacts when it’s Emmett - her touchstone and safe place - in the line of fire and I think that would be fun. I do really, really enjoy writing Rose and Jasper bouncing off each other in kind of a ‘opposite but the same’ theory, if that makes sense.

Plus, there’s like 3 reasons Sue Clearwater would willingly go to the Cullen residence, and all three of them involve the safety and wellbeing of her kids.

Anyway, what I have pictured in my head is kind of angst-humour-chaos, but I can’t finalise anything til I’ve got through the next couple of Jar of Hearts chapters. The odds are high that I’ll release it in December as part of Ficmas, but it depends on how much of the other Jar of Hearts outtakes that I want to write I can get done.

Look out for the next chapter soon <3

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Hi. So this a silly and very specific list of headcanons I have for a couple of your fics (sending as anonymous cause I'm embarrassed but I really hope you don't think this is creepy. I hope it isn't.)

1. In In My Bones, Alice and Jasper go live by themselves feeding on human blood and she does the killing for him.

2. In The Lost Ones, after the Cullens take them home, Jasper takes months until he understands how shower sprays work.

3. In In the Dark of the Night, Alice uses to appear suddenly while Jasper is alone but he always know when she is coming because he's already used to her creepiness and gets her with something like "you could have used the door, you know" and she's like "where's the fun on this?" (not sure about this one since I don't think I really understand how Alice works in this universe)

4. In Home Again, Alice pranks Jasper telling him she's pregnant and he passes out.

5. In Hybrid Baby Fic, Ollie saves a piece of his birthday cake every year until he's 10 for Charlotte and Peter. None of them have the balls to refuse (Jasper is the one who encourages it so he can die laughing of Peter trying to eat birthday cake. I'm also not sure about this one because I don't know if he is going to have any close relationship with his dad's friends, but it's fun anyway)

That's all. You don't have to tell if they are right or wrong, just wanted to share this with you!! Kisses from Argentina love you queen!!!

I love these anon.

I'm not going to go through them but some of these are absolutely correct.

The Lost Ones Jasper has so many problems, and modern technology like indoor plumbing and the English language are going to push him over the fucking edge.

In The Dark of the Night, you're pretty on-point with how Alice moves between places. Basically, she pulls herself through time and space; if she hasn't got an anchor/tether point, she needs a source of energy to make the transfer. But that's explored more clearly in the sequel. The best way to envisage how Alice appears is to think of the Cheshire Cat in the live-action Alice in Wonderland movie.

Thank you so, so much for this message, it absolutely made my day!

#asks #headcanons #this just makes me want to work on various sequels and stuff #updates first i promise

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Alice’s clairvoyance is pure nightmare fuel when you think about how it works

#YES #i have a whole TED talk about how Alice is Not Okay #and kind of exploited #and her gift is really the most fucked up thing

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Can we get a little snippet of STL pretty pleaseeeeeee. I’m about to go back to college as a 28 yo (obviously nothing wrong with that) but something about knowing this fic started when I was in college the first time is making me super emotional and nostalgic. Super excited for the next chappie!!

Congratulations! I went back to uni at 26 and listen, it's so much better when you're older. I had way more fun and way more perspective about what and how I was learning. I also gave 0 shits about what anyone thought of me by, like, mid-second year.

Also wow, I'm horrified that much time has passed. Academically I know I started in 2017 but goddamn, that's a long time. Just redefining the slow burn in new and weird ways, I guess.

(That makes her squeeze her eyes tight because yes, things would be very different. She can still see those old visions, the very first ones, where Alice Cullen smiles across a sticky Formica table at a wary old vampire, and gets her first kiss ten minutes later in a dark alley. The ones where she doesn’t have any scars, and wears new dresses and shiny shoes, and gets to be bashful when the Major’s hand settles against her back. And she wants that kind of different. Not the kind of different that means the Major wouldn’t know her, wouldn’t be with her. That terrifies her.) // (There was a sense of security in it; those days before he started falling apart. She had a certain amount of confidence in her place and that life back then. Chalk-maps and training, the Major’s gaze like a security blanket around her. That there was some kind of respect there, an understanding between them. That they both understand he was her architect; the blank slate of his needs and desires. Now it’s a terrifying thought, that she was so willing to let him bend her to his will that she went in blind. But that’s her thinking back. She’d do it all the same, a hundred times over. Not out of a altruistic desire to protect him. But because she is selfish and he was hers as much as she was his.)

#asks #my fic: shadow to light #if my uni hadn't messed up my assignment dates spectacularly there would be a fresh new chapter on wednesday #instead i'm writing essay drafts; the joys of academia i guess #i mean i'm answering tumblr asks #but priority one is producing two assignments in three days #and listen i refuse any chapter under 10k that just seems stingy especially since we're getting so close to... #mary-alice: i'm allowed to want things again? can't remember anything i ever wanted #also mary-alice: i would like an esme hug and the major. that's it. that's the wishlist

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Jar of hearts is so good i dont even watch any marvel and its still that good

This absolutely makes my day. I absolutely love and am delighted that you gave it a chance despite not being into the MCU, and I'm even happier that it's comprehensible if you don't know the MCU!

The next chapter is possibly the hardest to try and deconstruct for a none-MCU reader, but I'm trying to make it comprehensible (and fix some dreadful choices by the writers and producers. You know when you can tell that someone thinks they're SO clever when they write something and showed it to 0 people before they present it? Yeah, Endgame had a lot of those moments but none worse than in the battle. Still a tiny bit bitter honestly.)

Am I still procrastinating on whether Alice and Seth need their own POVs in the new chapter or if we should just stick to Emmett? You betcha. Is beautlilies talking me out of my kitschy, cliche ideas before anyone ever hears of them? Yes, she deserves a medal.

I've absolutely lost track of what snippets I've posted from this chapter, so I apologise if this is a rehash, but here's something to tide you over.

(Jasper would be proud, he likes to think. Will be proud. More than sixty years of wrestling, play-fighting, and training, and he’s ready. This might not be the Southern Wars - down in Monterrey, they don’t go down as easy as these hydrostatic skeleton bug aliens - but Emmett was trained by the goddamn best.)

#asks #alice just fucking everyone's shit up on the battlefield is canon but also we can make it better #everyone fighting is just Confused whether the wolf is magic or just a wild animal - you know everyone assumed the giant wolf was Aesir #“ah yes thor brought a giant fucking wolf that's fine” #maybe i'll write a 'the rest of the cullens show up for the final fight' outtake for ficmas + maria peter and charlotte etc #mcu fic #killing off natasha killed off a lot of love i held for the mcu #and killing loki off in that specific manner even though i love the tv series #sometimes stories don't need to take their pound of flesh before the victory #we just need the heroes to win #tldr fuck endgame

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fic planning be like:

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yeah bro it's a character study. the 2 thousand words of blowjob is vital to the study of the character

#relevant #listen #sometimes the characters need to fuck to make sudden realistations about the universe and their place in it