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you've got a way with destruction

alt version (cw blood)

#it's so good!!!! #really love this 🥺 #eva beatrice #eva #art

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she's kind of worse than evatrice tbh

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she's kind of worse than evatrice tbh

#umineko #umineko spoilers #(not really but kind of considering the entire au y'know?) #eva ushiromiya #eva #evanatsu #survival au #my art #my posts

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made an original Japanese voice version (of this)

#umineko #eva ushiromiya #natsuhi ushiromiya #evanatsu #eva #natsuhi #they're both from the exact same scene in ep1 i had to go record it with my bandicam #i think both versions are funny but something about the eng one is just funnier to me #''What on earth is THAT!?'' #this post leads down a rabbit hole of other posts if you click on all the links #sugar mommy au #videos #my art #my posts

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ep 3

#love this so much #the different portraits of everyone else being crossed out and eva's down off the wall #eva beatrice #eva #art

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I LOVE YOU BANNER SO MUCH

THIS IS SO PERFECT

"I hope this safety net catches me (but not really)"

Cries in Ange 😭

dfknbfdkjbfd It's so old, but i'm glad you like it so much 😭 May she get some much needed therapy <3

#ange #my posts #ask

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Top Ten Simultaneously Funny but Sad Moments in Anime

#natsuhi i love you #natsuhi #my posts

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Top Ten Simultaneously Funny but Sad Moments in Anime

#umineko #natsuhi ushiromiya #natsuhi #krauss #my posts

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i guess i remembered it a bit wrong, but it is still funny how Natsuhi's like,

girl thought it was an easy puzzle and then had to think of a hint to give so others would get it djfnbfdkbld

/still Autistic Natsuhi post

i think in ep8 VN version how it's so funny Natsuhi's riddle is one of the only ones Eva just CANNOT figure out, and Eva's like "GIVE ANGE-CHAN A CLUE!" and Natsuhi genuinely comes across as if she doesn't realize Eva's the one obviously struggling with it

she's like "oh, uh-, a hint... Well, it makes a beautiful sound whichever one you press :)" GIRL

ANGE-CHAN'S NOT THE ONE WHO NEEDS THE HINT

/Autistic Natsuhi post

#natsuhi #eva #ange #krauss #autistic hc natsuhi #vn #my posts

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i think in ep8 VN version how it's so funny Natsuhi's riddle is one of the only ones Eva just CANNOT figure out, and Eva's like "GIVE ANGE-CHAN A CLUE!" and Natsuhi genuinely comes across as if she doesn't realize Eva's the one obviously struggling with it

she's like "oh, uh-, a hint... Well, it makes a beautiful sound whichever one you press :)" GIRL

ANGE-CHAN'S NOT THE ONE WHO NEEDS THE HINT

/Autistic Natsuhi post

#umineko #umineko spoilers #natsuhi ushiromiya #natsuhi #eva #ange #Natsuhi had one over on Eva for once in her life and girl didn't even realize it #the piano riddle scene has stuck with me for years #i love the manga hide and seek version but it goes 'girl failure' route on natsuhi again #while original vn version has eva being the one being a loser dkfjnbfdlk #autistic hc natsuhi #my posts

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don't know why my video looks extra blurry like that, but whatever

#i'm too tired to care anymore #it looks fine on twitter but fucked up here #and apparently tumblr mobile isn't wanting to play videos for me at all so i guess that's an issue too for some #whatever i'm so sick of technology and slow internet problems #delete later #my posts

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original art post

Eva hates snakes in case you didn't know

#umineko #eva ushiromiya #natsuhi ushiromiya #evanatsu #eva #natsuhi #i think it's so stupid you can't post videos onto reblogs so i have to make a whole new post dfbkfd #a japanese version will be posted too very shortly #imagine being new to the fandom and not knowing this is literally Eva's official eng voice #(RIP Umineko Gold may you come back this november for the 6th year of waiting) #can umineko gold please come back not so i can experience the whole VN again in english voice acting #but so i can make more dumb memes and edits like this #please pretty please i'm begging i just want Eva and Natsuhi everyone else can join i guess #i think this sounds sooo funny in eng. ''What on earth is THAT!?'' #sugar mommy au #videos #my art #my posts

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based on that one post i made about Eva's wiki page listing "All reptiles but especially snakes" for her dislikes, and Natsuhi being dressed up with numerous snakes in the ep8 manga page,

in mommy au we decided on a pet turtle because i couldn't imagine natsuhi with a pet snake, but i think it would be funny if in the au SNAKES liked NATSUHI for some reason still

Natsuhi: "oh, i don't really care for them, but they seem to like me for some reason, idk"

Eva: " "

#umineko #eva ushiromiya #natsuhi ushiromiya #evanatsu #eva #natsuhi #this is what that post was made for to give context for this #also i think this would be really funny in canon too actually #mommy loves her little kitten but she hates the reptiles- ok sorry #sugar mommy au #my art #my posts

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in case you didn't know, the wiki lists Eva's dislikes as "All reptiles but especially snakes", and this art from the EP8 manga has Natsuhi dressed up like this

#umineko #umineko spoilers #(i guess it's spoilers) #eva ushiromiya #natsuhi ushiromiya #eva #natsuhi #i think this is so funny #tbh the smoking is a literal plot point in ep3 but i wanna know where Eva's dislike of all reptiles especially snakes came from #not tagging this one as evanatsu since it's not really ship intended but future posts involving it will be.. #manga #my posts

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some dumb jotted down stuff for Smitten (With a Kitten) ((aka sugar mommy au)), and one young nappi for wmebsd maybe

#umineko #natsuhi ushiromiya #eva ushiromiya #evanatsu #natsuhi #eva #rosa #kyrie #kyrosa #oh look rare kyrosa on the dash #also for the ''mommy/daddy'' i thought it would be funny if Natsuhi was trying to be protective #but has absolutely no idea what she's actually talking about and she's clearly embarrassed as she does so😭 #that one obviously is more just a really dumb joke she'd never actually say that #also there's her pet turtle named Turtle-san (Asumu calls him ''Sir Turtle'') #asumu and natsuhi are best friends in this au. more to be revealed eventually at some point #sugar mommy au #wmebsd #my art #my posts

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this old drawing of survival au Culprit Eva i have in my sketchbook i never even finished writing the list for

#umineko #eva ushiromiya #eva #''-also'' #survival au #i give you all more tidbits of survival au lore and layers but nothing else #my art #my posts

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starting to wonder if i should just stop tagging things umineko, i don't want to annoy anyone when most of the stuff i post is evanatsu

#kind of feeling ugh in general right now idk #my posts #probably delete later