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one might imagine sisyphus learning by playing, winning by learning, and begin by beginning

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just full on cock in your name then? subtlety has lost all meaning here

brother you wouldn’t survive a 5 minute dm conversation with me im not even half as depraved on here

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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

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Jason (Age 12): I’m not gonna die from inhaling cigarette smoke, quit worrying, B.

Jason (Age 15): *dies from smoke inhalation*

Jason (Age 19): Well, it wasn’t the cigarettes.

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it’s a beautiful sunny day and I’m at the ballpark with by bat. ‘it’s not that I didn’t enjoy the barbie movie as a casual watch, but something about the monologue dances along the same wavelength as the mcu girl power scene and taylor swift. that corporate feminist twang’ I say as I take my first swing

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Peacocks are hilarious, really. They really are just like

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aren't you a bit old to be thirst posting like this tho?? 🤧

catch me thirst posting on my deathbed the grind never stops

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You're always going to be a woman freak

actually i'm always going to be a freak regardless of my gender

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hey sorry we put your good friend jonathan harker in a time loop. yeah he’s about to leave for his business trip again. but at least he’ll send you emails

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jana sterbak, attitudes, 1987

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Stop trying to be influencers we need good tumblr gifers now more than ever

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Why is Tumblr showing me Mads Mikkelsen and Anime Mads Mikkelsen

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it’s not very smart to p!ss off a guy who thinks about unaliving people for a living…

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Hannibal (2013-2015)

2x13 || 3x04

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the thing is you are going to get older and you are going to die. you don't have unlimited time on earth. you have to spend all your time on your phone now

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one of my greatest pet peeves in fiction, and it is truly stupid I know, is that no one seems to understand how genuinely hard it is to kill someone via stabbing. stab wounds have a mortality rate of like 5%. especially abdominal stabbing. tv shows and movies show dudes getting stabbed one time in the lower abdomen with a tiny knife and then they fall over. like what did he die of precisely. that man died of Small Knife