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“everyone celebrates the holidays, whether it be with family and friends or crystal meth and heroin”

- my boyfriend

#yes this man is mine #yes i almost pissed myself #don't do drugs #like don't #holidays

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ok so yknow i self-identified as lesbian for a long ass time

but recently my life kinda went crazy, and i currently have a boyfriend who is amazing and i wouldn’t trade him for the world

only problem is it’s like coming out for a second time and right now it kinda sucks, but i just wanna say it’s okay to change your identity, and it’s totally normal. sexuality is weird and i don’t think anyone truly understands how it works so it’s ok if you’re not who you thought you were when you came out

#lgbt #idk why i felt like writing this but here we are #haha now i'm bi #or maybe just queer #yeah queer #queer

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hOly fuck life just grabbed a brick and smacked me in the face with it

#lgbt #fuck #life #idk what happened #anxiety #hahahahahahhaaaaa

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so i work at a zoo and we have these handheld radios for communication and the other day i heard “hey um can i get some help- oh that’s so gross” and nothing else was said

#zoo #gotta love zoos #idk what it was but it has to be gross to freak out a zookeeper #animals #jobs #mondays

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my mood is the wet raincoat that’s been sitting in the trunk of my car for two months and does not smell pleasant 

#mood #tired #stressed #queer #i swear i'm cleaner than this #but i just got lazy #so yeah #nasty jacket

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so i went roller skating and there was a little girl who was going super fast and just totally ate shit on a turn and she just stayed on the floor for a solid four minutes

kid idk who you are but mood 

#kids #why #like i relate but wHy #she's seen it all too soon man #queer #roller skating #gotta love being social

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came out to a classmate and her first reaction was “so you listen to hozier”

apparently hozier is lesbian culture now 

#lgbt #lesbian #hozier #gay #love being gay #i also think shes lowkey flirting with me? #and im living for it #queer

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i love having a great week then having it all crash down and relapsing and feeling like utter shit and destroying everything and disappointing everyone

fuck this year sucks ass

#hell #im in hell #im so sick of this

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my personality is just sad, stupid, and gay

#lgbt #queer #lesbian #this is fairly accurate #gay #sad #stupid #all at the same time

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hahahahhahahah guess who doesn’t have a girlfriend anymore

YOOO EVERYONE 

I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND SHE’S GORGEOUS AND AMAZING

AAAAAAAHHHH

#lgbt #jk it was mutual #we were not compatible #like AT ALL

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YOOO EVERYONE 

I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND SHE’S GORGEOUS AND AMAZING

AAAAAAAHHHH

#lgbt #lesbian #HELL YEAH #queer #im very happy if you couldn't tell

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so my friend and i were trying to figure out what the christian’s god’s name was and we came up with yaweh (i have no idea if that’s right or not) but she pointed out that it sounds similar to yeehaw so from now on whenever i am going to say ‘god’ i’m gonna say yeehaw instead

#i am not religious pls don't attack me #but we think it's funny #so yeah there's that #pass it on y'all #god #yeehaw

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um how do i talk to a girl that looks SO similar to my “”boyfriend”” when i was 8 (they’re not the same person cause i stalk him on instagram) and i want desperately to know if they’re related bc he had a sister and i’m awkwardly attracted to this girl now and i can’t sLEEP

#help #pls #i haven't talked to him in 10 yEARs #why #she's hot tho #lgbt #queer #gay problems

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alright i’m 1000% done with following rules, and i’m not fucking afraid to break shit now

break rules, bitches

#this is pissing my parents off #but we've made actual life progress #which is rare for us #so i'm not fucking stopping #fuck rules #queer #activism #power #lgbt #rules #im done #and im just getting started

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ok only 107 days left till HALLOWEEN BITCHES

#i love halloween #favorite #it's just great #and i love kids #so even better #halloween #pls come faster #love u #queer #lgbt

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you ever just sleep for a solid 17 hours straight on complete accident cause i sure did

#im a mess #i rlly need a life schedule and stability #i cant be left to my own free will #cause ill sleep for 17 fucking hours #sleep #help

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you ever see a kid and just know that they’re gonna be gay

#lgbt #queer #i see myself in these kids #and im like oh shit #a young gay #before they understand gay #but they will be #you can tell