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When I was a kid, before I knew about all that queer shit, my parents took me to some cleric to get rid of the shaytan (as you do), and the cleric said I was possessed and surrounded by djinn.

Years later I'm a nonbinary djinn gender bisexual who has gay sex with other djinn, so I think that cleric was onto something tbh.

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Please reblog for a bigger sample size!

If you have any fun fact about the Ottoman Empire, please tell us and I'll reblog it!

Be respectful in your comments. You can criticize a government without offending its people.

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#thank you #i will now use this footage of shou ronpo pelvic thrusting for... #reasons #shall we call it

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hey. what do you call ten thousand nazis dead in a ditch

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OHOHOHO this is weird

test

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do you think seahorses have fpreg fetishes

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I honestly don't get why people like Saiouma (I'm more of a Saimatsu person myself). What's the appeal to it? /gen

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“adrien was never allowed to go to public school” ladynoir AUs are so underrated tbh. the reveal is arguably even more earth-shattering than canon’s. in an AU where marinette personally doesn’t know adrien at all, the reveal becomes the in-universe equivalent of finding out your boyfriend on discord has been Harry Styles all along. and you’re not even necessarily a fan. fucking hilarious. iconic. how does she come back from that. how do you just continue on your day after finding out your life is a wattpad fic

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Had a dream where mini golf was added to the Olympics. And one of the Olympic mini golf athletes lost the gold because she hit the windmill.

And she tweets with a picture of the windmill and the caption “bout to go through my Don Quixote phase” and honestly I think that’s the funniest thing my brain has ever come up with.

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silver: i have an excellent gaydar. if someone’s gay i can always tell-

sonic: espio’s had a crush on you for months

silver: whAT-

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go go power rangers

This seating arrangement is so homophobic. 😤

(Also, Max - what are you trying to do?!?! Take up so much space that Charles falls off the other end and has to come over and sit on your lap?!?!)

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If I had a nickel. I would be very confused. Because I don’t know how much a nickel is. I have never actually see one before.

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If I ever got to choose a Super Sentai or Kamen Rider character to cosplay as, it'd be one of these guys

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me with "y'all" and "certified ruh roh raggy moment"

#important note: i am not american #i am australian #i shouldn't be saying y'all i should be saying youse #i am betraying my culture

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petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

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I AM GLAD TO ANNOUNCE MAGIKARP AND RELLOR MAKE IT ONTO THE LIST

My favourite trope in shiny colours is 'make it all fucking gold'.

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version 0.3 of my character creator is live! link in source to wishlist on steam or play the browser version on itch for free~

🎶 music is by crashtroid!! 🎶

new stuff: 🐈 face & body markings!! 🐈 a ton of new body parts and sliders! 🐈 a lobby where you can watch your lads run around! 🐈 down with flat ui! it has now been  b e v e l e d

enjoy, and dont forget to show me your creations!!!!