The Local Milk People
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/you-cannot-say-that-to-the-press-trump-urged-mexican-president-to-end-his-public-defiance-on-border-wall-transcript-reveals/2017/08/03/0c2c0a4e-7610-11e7-8f39-eeb7d3a2d304_story.html
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The Scaramucci Fiasco
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2017/07/31/the-scaramucci-fiasco-is-over-that-it-happened-shows-you-the-white-house-will-never-quit-chaos/
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Oscar Isaac played in a bunch of ska bands, so here’s a bunch of Oscar Isaac ska puns
Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Kimmel pressed guest Oscar Isaac on the aspects of his musical past that don’t involve taking a beating while Bob Dylan gets discovered at the Gaslight. Namely: The Star Wars star’s time with Petrified Frogs, Closet Heterosexuals, The Worms, and other participants in the South Florida ska scene of the 1990s.
Of course, The A.V. Club has ulterior motives for bringing this to your attention: The groan-worthy catalog of wordplay we frantically type-shouted after Senior Editor Marah Eakin threw the Mashable link into a group Slack chat. And, so without further skado (and with much skanks to my fellow staffers), we proudly present The Most Important List of Oscar Isaac Ska Puns of the Afternoon:
O-ska-r Isaac
X-Men: A-ska-calypse
Ex Machinska (featuring Evska, the skanking robot)
Nick Wasicska
Moskave
The Force Skawakens
Poe Skameron
Inside Llewyn Skavis
Skank Me, Oh Skank Me
Inskam T-65 X-wing skafighter
S F-oi!-ls Locked In Skattack Position
In honor of Issac’s A Most Violent Year co-star: Jessiska Skastain
Double bill: The Light Ska-d and The Dark Ska-d
Honorable mention for a real band that could’ve played with The Blinking Underdogs: Luke Skawalker
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Jack White’s Resting Bitchface
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The Secret Techno Sex Parties of Pittsburgh
(via vice)
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"Alaskan Dick Punch"
(via beeishappy: TCR | 2014.01.06)
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