goodbusdriver

[goodbusdriver]

We interrupt whatever JUNK of radio shows you were listening, to bring you the ONLY GBI radio station, now broadcasting world-wide~!

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now, good listeners, go and tell everyone, tell them to Tune in :)

#This is my favorite station.

[goodbusdriver]

Who's the head of HR?

Nevermind-- I'm just going to kill you myself.*

*Dɪsᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀ: Gᴏᴏᴅ Bᴜs Dʀɪᴠᴇʀ "Gᴏᴏᴅʏ Tᴡᴏ Sʜᴏᴇs" ɪs ɴᴏᴛ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴍɪᴛ ᴀɴʏ sᴏʀᴛ ᴏғ ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴏɴ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜɪs sᴛᴀᴛᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ ɪs ᴊᴜsᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴅɪᴄ ᴇғғᴇᴄᴛ.

you know what? *shittys your busdriver*

If you did that, you would be in violation of the Baysrein accord of 2022, resulting in a fine no less than $10,000 but no more than $100,00.

[goodbusdriver]

Who is Mark?

you know what? *shittys your busdriver*

If you did that, you would be in violation of the Baysrein accord of 2022, resulting in a fine no less than $10,000 but no more than $100,00.

[goodbusdriver]

Who?

you know what? *shittys your busdriver*

If you did that, you would be in violation of the Baysrein accord of 2022, resulting in a fine no less than $10,000 but no more than $100,00.

[goodbusdriver]

Oh, if you couldn't tell, by the way. this bus and corresponding personal blog are under new management.

You can call me Goody Two Shoes. She/her.

[goodbusdriver]

We'll get you someday. Mark my words.

you know what? *shittys your busdriver*

If you did that, you would be in violation of the Baysrein accord of 2022, resulting in a fine no less than $10,000 but no more than $100,00.

[goodbusdriver]

And why haven't you been imprisoned yet?

you know what? *shittys your busdriver*

If you did that, you would be in violation of the Baysrein accord of 2022, resulting in a fine no less than $10,000 but no more than $100,00.

[goodbusdriver]

Does your bus line travel anywhere near Nightvale?

No, as no such place exists.

[goodbusdriver]

So my friend here who is definitely not 30 rats in a trench coat would like to get on the bus. No you can’t see his face, do you know how offensive that is? He needs to keep his hat that low because… religion or something. I’ll cover his fare.

He has to pay extra, due to the recently approved Ramonala Ratperson Inequality act.

[goodbusdriver]

Not quite. I almost was, though.

you know what? *shittys your busdriver*

If you did that, you would be in violation of the Baysrein accord of 2022, resulting in a fine no less than $10,000 but no more than $100,00.

[goodbusdriver]

you know what? *shittys your busdriver*

If you did that, you would be in violation of the Baysrein accord of 2022, resulting in a fine no less than $10,000 but no more than $100,00.

[goodbusdriver]

f in the chat for the old man 😔

The previous driver seemed to cultivate this blog strangely. No matter, I will bring order to it.

[goodbusdriver]

Where is shittybusdriver?!?! What did you do!?

Oh, you know.

[goodbusdriver]

Is it okay if I make a bus driver blog? I really want to and I have everything set up. I just want an okay from the bus drivers before I go full steam ahead.

go right ahead :) one of the others’ll send you a discord link. I’m on hiatus rn

[goodbusdriver]

I VOLUNTEER TO DRIVE THE FANTABULOUS LOOPING ELECTROMNIBUS!!!!!!!

“nobody in miami knows how to drive” “nobody in austin knows how to drive” “nobody in chicago knows how to drive” maybe we shouldnt have cars

[goodbusdriver]

I recently learned there’s at least half a dozen osha accounts running around and it’s incredibly confusing. At least us timeline blogs do you the courtesy of all having completely different aesthetics and pfps

#things are officially out of my hands :)

[goodbusdriver]

Hmm. Never been a problem for me…

I don't think people who don't drive are allowed to comment on road rage.

#justgoodbusdriverthings