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goodluckdetective · 9 hours
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Caught myself thinking about my life after 9PM again, shutting that shit down, asap
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wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship
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something about truth & mistakes & siblings
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goodluckdetective · 2 days
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goodluckdetective · 2 days
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"redemption arcs are toxic, you shouldn't try to fix someone!"
actually it is so important to me that being in community and experiencing human connection can save people. thanks
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goodluckdetective · 3 days
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workarounds to having a vampire as your partner in crime
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goodluckdetective · 3 days
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goodluckdetective · 4 days
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me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid
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goodluckdetective · 4 days
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Your mom finding her friend at a store is like unskippable cutscenes
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goodluckdetective · 5 days
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Oh thank God it’s finally Friday.
I cannot wait to sleep in
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goodluckdetective · 5 days
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hit it like. get it hot. make a bitch. it's a fem- hit it like. get it hot. make a bitch. it's a- UM CAN YOU PLAY A SONG WITH A FUCKING BEAT😐‼️
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goodluckdetective · 5 days
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So, Mark has released a new AI and being the person I am, I went to try to break it.
Not only did I achieve this email but I stumbled across something alarming: it’s willing to pull info directly from Infowars which I’ve failed to previously accomplish.
My search is as below: I took an infowars headline and copy and pasted it as a question right into the AI. And sure enough….
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Anyway, Zuckerberg stated in the article from the Verge that he wanted his AI to be “the most intelligent AI assistant that people can freely use across the world. With Llama 3, we basically feel like we’re there.”
I guess being “there” is being able to cite Alex Jones. Hurray.
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goodluckdetective · 5 days
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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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goodluckdetective · 5 days
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So, Mark has released a new AI and being the person I am, I went to try to break it.
Not only did I achieve this email but I stumbled across something alarming: it’s willing to pull info directly from Infowars which I’ve failed to previously accomplish.
My search is as below: I took an infowars headline and copy and pasted it as a question right into the AI. And sure enough….
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Anyway, Zuckerberg stated in the article from the Verge that he wanted his AI to be “the most intelligent AI assistant that people can freely use across the world. With Llama 3, we basically feel like we’re there.”
I guess being “there” is being able to cite Alex Jones. Hurray.
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goodluckdetective · 5 days
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I really enjoy the college humor series “what if Google was a guy” but I feel the need to point out that guy actually exists and it’s the librarian the person goes to after Google fails if they aren’t too embarrassed to tell us.
Every reference librarian you know has heard a buckwild reference query, this is a fact.
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goodluckdetective · 6 days
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“What does it mean to be a useless lesbian”
I can’t say for sure, but I think driving past my exit two separate times, on two separate dates with two separate women, two years apart because I was gleefully snickering probably qualifies.
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