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Wanda: what’re you doing

Nat: admiring god’s work ;)

Thor: thank you? I think

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You can only reblog this today.

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rb to explode a terf ^_^ nonrefundable ^_^

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Y/n: What’s it like being tall? Is it nice? Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Wanda: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Natasha: It was one time!

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Y/N: are you Yuletide

Nat: ?

Y/N: cause I’m gonna make you gay

Nat: jokes on you I’m already gay

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Thor: you just like stabbing me

Loki, defensive: I am shocked— shocked that you would say that!

Thor: [literally has a knife in his chest]

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Best Friends

*Y/n n Yelena having their weekly movie night.*

Yelena- *Staring into Y/n’s eyes.* “Three words, say them and I’m yours forever.”

Y/n- “… I brought snacks.”

Yelena- “YESSS.” *Jumps on y/n.* BEST. FRIENDS. FOREVERRRRRR.”

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tasha: *walks into her shared room* hey babe, did you ever-

y/n: *taking down pride flags off of the walls*

tasha: *raises an eyebrow* what are you doing?

y/n: taking down the flags, obviously

tasha: why? don't you wanna be (your sexuality) anymore?

y/n: no i do but tony told me to straighten up our room cause fury is coming. AS IF THAT MANS IS GONNA COME IN HERE *opens door and pulls peter and clint inside*

tasha: *stifling a laugh*

y/n: there we are! *dusts if their hands* now if this room ain't a lil straighter, idek what is!

wanda: *walks in* i got vision detka!

y/n: thanks wands!

wanda: wow. i've never seen our room so straight before!

tasha: hnnnggggg no something's not quite right yet. *pulls y/n and wanda out* that's better

y/n: if tony complains, he's probably got OCD or som-

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Y/N: The difference between us is that I do nothing to try to hide my clinginess while you pretend it’s a coincidence that you’re in the same room as me 97% of the time.

Natasha: The fact that I’m laying on you means nothing.

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Natasha: We all have our demons.

Natasha, grabbing Wanda: This one’s mine.

Wanda, smiling softly and waving: hi :)

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[Natasha, having a crush on a very oblivious Y/N]

Natasha, smirking at Y/N: French movie or french kiss?

Y/N, excitedly: French fries!

*Natasha sighs, hits Y/N on the back of the head and grumpily walks away*

Y/N, massaging her head, turning to Wanda: What just happened?

Wanda: Oh, sweet Y/N. “French fries”? Really?

*the team laughs*

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Kate: there are many words in the dictionary I could use to describe how much pain and suffering I am in

Kate: instead, here is a keysmash: ANDHFJEJHXFJISJZKWBFN

Yelena: you’re literally talking out loud

Kate: I have think concussion

Yelena: *catches a falling Kate* no shit

Clint: *unbothered with hearing aids off*

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Fury: *slams hands on table* I know what you did

Y/N: you can’t prove anything

Fury, lying: we have footage!

Y/N: jokes on you, I destroyed the evidence

Fury: so you admit you’re working for HYDRA?

Y/N: what no— I thought we were talking about the Legos planted in everyone’s shoes?

Clint slamming open the door: THAT WAS YOU?!

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not as bad as writer's block, but still pretty bad: when you have an idea you're excited to get out of your head but you can only write it really really really slowly

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America: What are you doing on the floor?

Y/n: I'm depressed.

Y/n: ...I was also stabbed, could you get Wanda please?

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Natasha: Take off your shirt.

Y/N: What? No. Take off your shirt.

Natasha: I want to take a look at your wound, idiot.

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