Jaune: *gets knocked out*
Ruby: JAUNE! Are you okay?! Do you need mouth to dick resuscitation?!
Jaune: no i.. wait.
5 ships react to jaune accidentally sending them a dick pic\nude
Yang: Oooh ara ara
Blake: *anime lust face*
Winter: oh how lewd! * makes it her screensaver*
Velvet: mmmm big.
Head cannon whenever someone says something embarrassing about Jaune he does that weird hand motion thing anime characters do
Nora: and it was huge! I mean it was so big it almost poked my eye out.
Jaune: *anime hand gesture*
Nora: amd thats why im not allowed to help jaune fix the tv anymore.
What Faunus do you think would be a master at "Body Lanugage"?
Uh i dont really know. Im not really an animal expert.
Does Jaune and Qrow have a competition on who is the best uncle?
Oh how can they not.
White Knight that goes to Pollination( all of Team RWBY) ship:
Weiss asking her teammates to help as Jaune has a ton of stamina as they find out walking in on them going at it.
How does Weiss convince them to help her?
Weiss: can you guys help me. Jaune’s been
Yang: IM IN!
Weiss: i havent even
Yang: I GET TO HAVE SEX WITH JAUNE?
Yang: im in.
Blake: i call after
Ruby: me too
(Head cannon) jaune's the only human affected by catnip
Nora: The cha cha slide in full metal armor
Yang: Slide to the left! indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt
Jaune, the only person with armor: Guys
Ruby: One hop this time! clonk
Ruby: Two hops this time! clonk clonk
Nora: FREEZE!! EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!!
Nora, Ruby, and Yang: CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG
ArcZilla vs WuKong, who do Team RWBY and the other girls side with?
Team rwby dont they just wanna watch them fight
Me: Not a Monstervese fan (Watches K VS G Trailer) Me:...Is this what an adrenaline high feels like?
IMAGE SEEING IT IN IMAX 3D?
He's not a dad he's a grandad
Dont talk to me or my tiny human daughter ever again
I may be #teamgodzilla all the way but Kong is a whole mood tbh #godzillavskong #kongcantcatchabreak #godzillabowstonobody
Leave kong and his adopted human daughter alone!