Luz is here
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Hunter: Am I in trouble?
Eda: Take a guess.
Eda: Take another guess.
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Hunter: Edric... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Edric: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Hunter: I wrote sanitize, Edric.
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Eda: I don’t like your accusatory tone.
Lilith: Well, I’d use a different tone, but I’m trying to accuse you of something.
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Lilith: Please tell me you did not kidnap him, Eda?
Eda, carrying Hunter: I did not kidnap him
Lilith: Oh thank goodness
Eda: I adopted him
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Emira: [takes a deep breath] Today is gonna be a good day
Emira: [deep breath] There’s going to be no bullshit
Emira: [opens the door to see Peter standing there]
Edric: My shoes are on the roof again
Emira: [closes the door]
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Eda: Am I in trouble?
Lilith: Take a guess.
Lilith: Take another guess.
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Raine: Eda... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Eda: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Raine: I wrote sanitize, Eda.
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Lilith: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Eda, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
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Hunter: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Edric: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Hunter, desperately, as Person B bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Edric: Oh! B positive.
Hunter: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
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Hunter: I'm having problems with a boy
Eda: Like "I don't know the correct formula to dissolve his body" problems or "I like him" problems?
Hunter: "I like him" problems
Eda: Too bad, I could have helped with the other one
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Eda: I was arrested for being too cool.
Lilith: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
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Edric: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Hunter: Oh, I’m always running
Hunter: The question is from what
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Hunter: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Edric: How can you still say that?
Hunter: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
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Edric: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you
Hunter: 10 times 0 is still 0 though
Edric: Jokes on you, I can't do math
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Hunter, talking to Edric on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Edric: You bet!
Hunter: At what temperature?
Hunter: That's the clock.
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Edric: Hey, you want some leftovers?
Hunter: What's that?
Edric: You've never had leftovers???
Hunter: No, because I'm not a quitter.
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