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seeing raywood on your dashboard before ray left

seeing raywood on your dashboard after ray left

#pfffff #yeh

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part of the reason i really love fic/headcanons where the whole main fake ah crew is living in geoff’s penthouse is because it means there’s absolutely no way people aren’t walking in on each other doing weird shit

and i don’t mean “lol someone caught someone else jacking it or banging” (even though i’m sure there’s plenty of that, let’s be real, nobody uses the sock method and even if they did, no one would pay attention to it), or even “dear god someone caught ryan brutally murdering some poor guy” (even though i’m sure there’s plenty of that, too)

i mean weird shit that’s like, the normal kind of weird shit. the shit you do when you’re home alone and confident that nobody’s gonna walk in and see you in your underwear singing into a wooden spoon

so what i’m talking about here is, like:

geoff witnesses michael doing a good third of tom cruise’s famous ‘old time rock and roll’ dance from risky business, complete with no pants and a graceful slide into the hallway in his socks

jack gets halfway through furiously rapping nicki minaj’s verse from monster before turning around and noticing gavin standing, thrown off and a little impressed, in the doorway (and doesn’t stop, real talk, when you’re on a roll you gotta take it home)

ray walks in on ryan weeping openly at ‘all dogs go to heaven 2′

ryan catches geoff, drunk off his ass, ordering seven hundred dildos online (”it’s for a prank, haywood!” geoff hollers after ryan, who’s never left geoff’s place so quickly in his life. “it’s for a prank!”)

michael catches the tail end of gavin narrating apparently everything he’s doing, including pissing, like he’s david attenborough 

jack walks out onto one of the balconies to see ray, stoned as fuck and wearing three pairs of sunglasses, trying to shoot the actual sun with his sniper rifle

(bonus: ray hears weird squeaking noises from one of the rooms and walks in to see ryan futilely trying to work a leather catsuit off of himself

“it’s not what it looks like.”

“it looks like you’re stuck in a leather catsuit.”

“…okay, it’s exactly what it looks like, but if you tell anyone, i swear to god the police will never find your body— ray, stop laughing at me. stop it.”)

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part of the reason i really love fic/headcanons where the whole main fake ah crew is living in geoff’s penthouse is because it means there’s absolutely no way people aren’t walking in on each other doing weird shit

and i don’t mean “lol someone caught someone else jacking it or banging” (even though i’m sure there’s plenty of that, let’s be real, nobody uses the sock method and even if they did, no one would pay attention to it), or even “dear god someone caught ryan brutally murdering some poor guy” (even though i’m sure there’s plenty of that, too)

i mean weird shit that’s like, the normal kind of weird shit. the shit you do when you’re home alone and confident that nobody’s gonna walk in and see you in your underwear singing into a wooden spoon

so what i’m talking about here is, like:

geoff witnesses michael doing a good third of tom cruise’s famous ‘old time rock and roll’ dance from risky business, complete with no pants and a graceful slide into the hallway in his socks

jack gets halfway through furiously rapping nicki minaj’s verse from monster before turning around and noticing gavin standing, thrown off and a little impressed, in the doorway (and doesn’t stop, real talk, when you’re on a roll you gotta take it home)

ray walks in on ryan weeping openly at ‘all dogs go to heaven 2′

ryan catches geoff, drunk off his ass, ordering seven hundred dildos online (”it’s for a prank, haywood!” geoff hollers after ryan, who’s never left geoff’s place so quickly in his life. “it’s for a prank!”)

michael catches the tail end of gavin narrating apparently everything he’s doing, including pissing, like he’s david attenborough 

jack walks out onto one of the balconies to see ray, stoned as fuck and wearing three pairs of sunglasses, trying to shoot the actual sun with his sniper rifle

(bonus: ray hears weird squeaking noises from one of the rooms and walks in to see ryan futilely trying to work a leather catsuit off of himself

“it’s not what it looks like.”

“it looks like you’re stuck in a leather catsuit.”

“…okay, it’s exactly what it looks like, but if you tell anyone, i swear to god the police will never find your body— ray, stop laughing at me. stop it.”)

#im dying #fahc #text

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If you don't love me at my

you don't deserve me at my

#hjsjfiix #ryan #fahc

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Expectations:

Reality:

#right tho #fahc #gabb #rtah

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AND THE ONLY THING WE’RE GUILTY OF  WE’RE JUST GOOD AT BEING B A D 

#hmnmnhmngffff #ryan #gabb #probably a better tag at this point eh #gta cosplay #gifs

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FAHC au where Trevor starts out as the mugger who keeps mugging Gavin. He does it so many times successfully, and he keeps getting away with it so efficiently, that the crew is impressed. One day he makes the mistake of mugging Gavin when he was prepared for it and ends up taking a taser to the neck. The rest of the crew convince Gavin not to kill him, and Geoff offers Trevor a job.

#i love this lmao #trevor you wanna mug gavin? #fahc #hc #gta

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Ryan Haywood Icons

requested by @neverontopic

please like and reblog if using

don’t claim as your own

credit isn’t needed but is appreciated

if you’d like to request an icon or header just send me an ask with which person/people/character(s) and what colour theme you’d like

#hnnnnnnng #knife dad #ryan #gta cosplay #icons

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what’s the straight explanation for this

#im beyond happy #rvb #gifs #grimmons #canon

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this is so fucking long and goofy sorry lmao i just love ~tucker being the ultimate grimmons shipper~ anything

tucker just walks away as if this entire situation isnt his fault 

#tucker in the 5th panel omgoodness #everything about this is adorable and perfect and absolutely in character #rvb #alcohol tw

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my gta fahc jack cosplay in progress 💕 just need a wig + *maybe* a more accurate hawaiian shirt (i linked a good one here earlier!) might borrow my junkrat gun too cos gta has golden guns too?

#idk if i wanna tag lol #my face aint in it but who gives af about cosplay wips in the tags? no one #just tossing it here

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attn topless gta fahc jack cosplayers: ragstock has a similar parrot hawaiian shirt for $20 right now! the only difference from the gta shirt is these parrots are sitting on bigger hibiscus but no palm trees LINK (hey look i figured out mobile!)

#im on mobile and camt make the text into a link sorry #cheapest ive found so far theyre all like 40 50 bucks otl #fake ah crew cosplay #gta jack cosplay #fahc jack cosplay

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Ä̶̹̳́̑ l̵͚̳͗͌ ĺ̵̨̡̯ ̴̭̱͚̋̚Ḧ̴͇̮̩́ ả̴͓͔͎ ỉ̴͓̀͝ ļ̶͚̾͋͘ͅ ̴͓̇t̶̻́ h̶̝̬̕ ẽ̴̖͖̂ ̴̖͐̅̚Ǩ̴͈͇̈ i̵̛̮̲̍ ņ̴͚͖̀͊͝ g̵̥̈̄

#oh holy shit #<333 #rtah #ryan #mad king #same tags same person this goes here too

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So um….I’m meeting Geoff in a few days. So I drew him cos….What a muse. Redbubble/Commissions xx

#DUDE THIS IS SICK #fahc #geoff

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grey

#i love her #! #rvb #dr grey

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commission for primtheamazing of a scene from their fanfic Not So Typical! I loved this scene in ch.10 where Grey unveils some new prosthetics for Simmons. I’d like to imagine this scene also happened somewhere in the canonverse of rvb haha. It was also fun to do a comic because i!!! love!!! comics!!! 

#awww #;u; #rvb #simmons #dr grey

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Red vs Blue Crack

Near Death Catches Up with Wash

#poor wash #rvb #dr grey #wash #meme