Dick Grayson as an adult: look ima say it. Bella’s dad…total soft dilf.
Bruce done with this shit: Dick, when I asked if anyone wanted to share their opinion—I meant about this case.
Damian: Father, what is this Dilf?
Bruce with internal sighs: nothing don’t worry about it.
Jon Kent at the table, mid story: I was like drop it bro that fire fire right? He tells me to wiggle out so I jimmy right on out doors. Like yee or wha?
Clark Kent in literal pain, confused, looking at his wife for the answer: hmmmm???
Songs that remind me of Hal Jordan
Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Taylor.
Hal Jordan, drunk and singing to Barry and Oliver: once upon a time I was falling in love but now I’m just falling apart…🎶🎶🎶
Barry, concerned for Hal: Is this really happening? Should we stop him?
Oliver, amused: no I wanna see him fall down.
Stop and think about Lex Luther dropping it hard and doing a mean twerk.
Red Hood to anyone: Black Mask is a dumb basic bitch. That’s on period.
Jon Kent laying in bed and just starring at the ceiling: do you think pigeons find pretty in me?
Damian lifting his head from his spot on the floor absolutely confused and done with Jon’s shit: hmm??
Jason Todd: if you wanna come into my hide out you can’t complain about the backstreet Boyz playing 24/7. You have to sing with it.
The others: hell yeah dude
Nightwing, facing a camera: So Batman has been trying to get Robin out of a birds nest for like a week now.
Camera on Batman literally shaking his fist up to the tree where a half hidden Boy Wonder is: STOP SPITTING ON EVERYONE AND COME DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!
Tim Drake: every time I hear the song men in black I feel this overwhelming sense to drop it like it’s hot.
Jon Kent lazily eating chips in bed while vlogging: Can you imagine buying a bag of weed in Gotham and Batman swoops down and breaks your arm. Like you wanted to just get high and next thing you know your arm is snapped.
Kon off to the side: Go the fuck to sleep.
I just want Jason Todd to live his best life is that too much to ask for
Tim Drake in therapy: I once had a dream that I was Harry Potter and I was grown up. These evil wizards were after me in this hotel and I killed two of them to get out of the room but the only way I could run was on a computer chair so I’m rolling down the hall way as these other evil wizards are also in chairs chasing me. We were shooting spells as I had to wait for the elevator. I haven’t felt anything since then.
Therapist: okay, let’s talk about how you don’t feel anything Tim.
Tim: so anyways this next dream I had-
Nightwish singing: I can take your man if I want to 🎶
Spoiler picking up Red Robin like the bad bitch she is: Oh no the fuck you dont!
Jason Todd: I tried prank calling the manor and Tim answered and just cried. I didn’t even say anything he just cried. It was uncomfortable.
Tim later that same day: I saw scam likely on the phone and decided to make them feel uncomfortable. It brought me joy.
15 year old Dick Grayson: drug dealer? Try hug dealer. Bring it in.
Dick Grayson sings proudly along to never ending story while watching Stranger Things and it makes my day to think that.
*16 year old’s giving Dick dirty looks at the mall*
Dick : *fed up* That’s it !!
Tim : It’s just because you’re pretty
Dick : NO ! I am done with these snooty stares
*teenager with his boyfriend/sassily eyeballing Dick*
Dick : OH, YOU THINK I WANT YOUR MAN ?? I WILL FUCK YOUR DAD AND MAKE YOU MY STEPCHILD
Jason : OK time to go