gothamsucks

[gothamsucks]

UPDATE TIME FUCKERS

so my name is still ben, obviously, and the only person who calls me benjamin at present is kori and alfred, when jason makes me call him.

i’ve got ✨magic powers✨ because helping john constantine always has some odd kind of repercussion. i’ve been a vigilante for almost two years now and i think i’m doing a good job. I’m hitting all the trauma points right now. Im going strong.

speaking of trauma, i don’t live in new york because of a whole body-double-doppelgänger fiasco that can’t actually be remedied until that stupid as fuck space child trafficking ring is taken down, so. yeah. i don’t think my mothers know that i haven’t been there in months, and it’s literally their jobs to know unknowable shit.

so, pete if you see this, dude, that is not me.

my favorite color is still red, i am still a libra and owls have not even been on my mind recently

so, i kinda realized none of you really know my name or anything about me? and that i haven’t introduced myself at all? so, sorry about that.

anyways:

hello, i’m benjamin, please call me ben. my full first name is reserved for scoldings, fancy old people and death beds.

i live in gotham. i have mixed feelings about that sometimes but i really wouldn’t want to live anywhere else.

i have three cats and i live in a relatively okay apartment by east end and at this point i think i can say i’m functionally an orphan. well, as functional as i can be i suppose?

i’m a libra, i like the colour red and i don’t particularly like owls.

perhaps i’ll add more if i feel the need but for right now that’s all there really is to know about me. :))

#only in gotham #onlyingotham #gothamite #gothamsucks #gothamite in new york #batfam #batfamily #batfam oc #gotham #i miss my moms

[gothamsucks]

one of my favorite things is that, if i play my cards correctly and act pathetic enough, the outlaws will bring me along on space adventures. I’m decently sure kori sees me as a weird little mascot but i’m fine with that tbh

#only in gotham #gothamite #gothamsucks #gothamite in new york #batfam #i haven’t spoken to either of my mothers in months #i miss pete

[gothamsucks]

eh, i got the human trafficking: space edition but i got to live out my star wars dreams in the end and i got a weird little creature out of it so not the worst experience ever

hello folks long time no see; let’s play two truths and a lie, for shits and giggles.

i got adopted at fourteen

i was technically trapped in outer space for three months

and my morals have gotten very questionable

in any case, does anyone remember how alfred gets blood out of clothing? i don’t want to buy more shirts.

[gothamsucks]

uh, well, i haven’t spoken to my mom in about ehh six months? i was trapped in outer space and i don’t think anyone realized that the me on earth wasn’t actually me which stings lemme tell you

and you’re right, i was adopted at fifteen :))

bro those are now pajama’s, i didn’t even try

hello folks long time no see; let’s play two truths and a lie, for shits and giggles.

i got adopted at fourteen

i was technically trapped in outer space for three months

and my morals have gotten very questionable

in any case, does anyone remember how alfred gets blood out of clothing? i don’t want to buy more shirts.

[gothamsucks]

it got eaten, kind of. space is weird. prosthetics are super advanced now though, so it’s all good.

rebloging this post everytime a day goes by without my family noticing i’m missing one of my legs

[gothamsucks]

well, sometimes, you just, yknow, lose your limbs. it’s life. it happens.

rebloging this post everytime a day goes by without my family noticing i’m missing one of my legs

[gothamsucks]

damn i was hoping to make it to three days

rebloging this post everytime a day goes by without my family noticing i’m missing one of my legs

[gothamsucks]

rebloging this post everytime a day goes by without my family noticing i’m missing one of my legs

[gothamsucks]

rebloging this post everytime a day goes by without my family noticing i’m missing one of my legs

#only in gotham #gothamite #gothamsucks #gothamite in new york #batfam #batfamily #batfam oc #gotham

[gothamsucks]

you know you’ve reached magic superhero status when you and captain marvel (one in the justice league) are organizing play dates for your pet tigers

#only in gotham #gothamite #gothamsucks #gothamite in new york #batfam #batfamily #batfam oc #gotham

[gothamsucks]

hello folks long time no see; let’s play two truths and a lie, for shits and giggles.

i got adopted at fourteen

i was technically trapped in outer space for three months

and my morals have gotten very questionable

in any case, does anyone remember how alfred gets blood out of clothing? i don’t want to buy more shirts.

#only in gotham #gothamite #gothamsucks #batfam #batfamily #batfam oc

[gothamsucks]

from someone who gets the rich person culture shock, it’s better if you get used to the fancy rich people stuff now. i was in your shoes a year ago, and trust me when i say that it only gets crazier from here.

@florence-wayne-official Do you think you could make me a dress? I’ll pay you and everything

[gothamsucks]

will do :))

@gotham-its-seven-in-the-morning

Delenn. Are you and your flock teaching Basil and the boys bad habits again

[gothamsucks]

it’s you’re fault for adopting me and peter, it was a conscious decision on your part

@gotham-its-seven-in-the-morning

Delenn. Are you and your flock teaching Basil and the boys bad habits again

[gothamsucks]

success >:))

@gotham-its-seven-in-the-morning

Delenn. Are you and your flock teaching Basil and the boys bad habits again

[gothamsucks]

SHES A BABY! SHES ALLOWED TO MAKE MISTAKES!

@gotham-its-seven-in-the-morning

Delenn. Are you and your flock teaching Basil and the boys bad habits again

[gothamsucks]

OH? AND WHAT ARE ME AND PETER THEN, MOTHER? I BELIEVE A FEW YEARS AGO I HAD ASKED FOR A PLACE TO STAY FOR A WEEK UNTIL I FOUND AN APARTMENT AND SUDDENLY ADOPTION PAPERS HAVE BEEN SIGNED!

AND THAT CROCODILE IS AN ABSOLUTE DARLING AND YOU KNOW IT! GODZILLA IS VERY WELL BEHAVED AND SHE HAS NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG IN HER ENTIRE LIFE

@gotham-its-seven-in-the-morning

Delenn. Are you and your flock teaching Basil and the boys bad habits again