my sister works in a restaurant and has taken to saying "do you think that's normal?" every time someone says something rude or is borderline harrassing her. fully doesn't engage except for telling them to Reflect. Look Inward. i'm obsessed with her.
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the past isn’t behind you it coils inside your body that’s why some years you feel closer and more nostalgic for certain ages than others just fyi
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Home
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I want therian gear that looks like this so bad
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“The United States Government is offering you a piece of land of your own.”
“We have our own land.”
“No, it’s not yours. It’s the US Government’s.”
S1E6 - “Pride, Pomp and Circumstance”
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may the day bring you:
* an iced coffee
* a fresh pastry
* a gentle breeze
* no emails
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the transgendered are promoting evil harmful ideas such as LIKING YOUR BODY and NOT WANTING TO KILL YOURSELF
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no fucking awoo. no awoo right now. its late. its not awoo time. its sleeping time. go the fuck to bed.
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ah shit here we go again
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My son egg n his brother cheese
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i think this pretty much sums it up.
i could go more in depth, but i'm not going to
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every time i shower im like “yeah! i’ll take better care of myself!! this rules!!! yeah!!!!” and then the horrors
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Me at an airport: Hi
TSA: Are you hiding a bomb in your crotch and boobs
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New set up
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i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.
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