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made a sticker for anyone to slap onto their work if they need to

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"You should be at the club" Direct exposure to the club would kill me instantly

"You should be at bar trivia night" This I cannot deny

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the term "i love to boggy" will now be incapable of leaving my lexicon anytime soon

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got so high I got scared and had to get out of the car to calm down and a coyote immediately sprinted out of the underbrush and stalked towards me

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i crave to be a proper man. I want to unbutton my jacket as I sit and use the soup spoon correctly. I want to judge my friend as he uses the dessert spoon for the soup but not say anything as I am a proper man.

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Dichotomy

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So we're supposed to look straight at it?

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Your parents are not "narcissists". They're typical authoritarian assholes who treat you like their property because society allows them to.

Your ex boyfriend is not a "narcissist". He's a typical misogynistic douchebag who treats women like shit because society allows him to.

Your boss is not a "narcissist". They're a typical classist dipshit who thinks workers' entire purpose in life is to generate profit because society allows them to.

And even if they happen to be a "narcissist", that's not what gave them the power to get away with abuse.

So stop blaming mental illness and start blaming society's normalization of abuse. Stop acting like someone has to have a mental illness in order to do something cruel when ordinary people have been doing atrocious things since forever.

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Making a shitty one-page RPG called Oh Shit It’s the Killer. The premise is simple: you’re a high schooler spending the weekend in the woods with your besties. The Killer is there also. He is trying to the Kill you

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Subway pre recorded message: Reminder that backpacks and other large containers are subject to random search. The MTA and New York Police can and will kill you

Subway conductor giving message: *ding* bobo mimimi, mooomoo bogie binted, bogos binted

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Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing

Being on your phone at work:

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refusing to learn anything about an ideology you oppose doesnt make you safe it makes you uninformed.

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the moment you think “im smarter than bigots. Their stupidity is the reason theyre bigots” is the moment you take your first step towards unnoticed subconscious bigotry.

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at some point we need to admit the way we treat teen parents is wrong...

how the fuck are you going to tell people to keep the baby regardless of their age and then treat the teen parents (especially teen girls) as terrible individuals who deserve to be rejected by loved ones when in a situation where they'd need a lot of support for their own wellbeing and the wellbeing of the child. the amount of times I heard "oh shes cut off because she had a child at 17" as if it's a justified reason to cut someone off is absolutely insane.

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im about to fucking kill (remembers self deprecation hurts everyone around me) the fucking president (remembers thats illegal to say) of the HOA.