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gr4ndth3ft4utumn · 2 years
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books? no sir we’re so poor papa only lets us read omegaverse johnlock smut on ao3.
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gr4ndth3ft4utumn · 2 years
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(thought-provoking white boy rapper) who are we but scrats seeking our nuts
(chorus) toms chasing jerries
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gr4ndth3ft4utumn · 2 years
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me : oh lookey another one guys *picks up a half smoked cigarette off the ground *
the group of unimaginably beautiful women who follow me around every where and refuse to leave me alone: great find handsome❤
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gr4ndth3ft4utumn · 2 years
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When you see your pet and start petting their head and it’s randomly wet and you ask them “what happened why are you wet!!!!!!” And the pet doesn’t answer
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gr4ndth3ft4utumn · 2 years
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fucking the used car salesman for used cars
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gr4ndth3ft4utumn · 2 years
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I could really use becoming a vampire right about now. it’s so romantic, so horrifying, so gruesome. gimme it
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gr4ndth3ft4utumn · 2 years
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love seeing things stuck to people’s windows... good 2 see inside someone’s mind a little
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gr4ndth3ft4utumn · 2 years
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Hello I am the tiny penis doctor. You might notice that the placard on my desk says big penis doctor, that is because the hospital calls me the big penis doctor so if you have a tiny penis you do not have to ask for the tiny penis doctor, you simply ask for the big penis doctor and that way nobody knows you have a tiny penis. I am sorry my friend I have left the intercom on so now the entire hospital knows you have a tiny penis, I am so sorry
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gr4ndth3ft4utumn · 2 years
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Personality test, is 80f/26c too hot for you?
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gr4ndth3ft4utumn · 2 years
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everything went to shit when tumblr started scanning the mp3s you upload for copyrighted music. not everyone has fucking spotify or wants to open spotify to listen to something. all i want to do is play it through the tumblr player. listen to my music boy
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gr4ndth3ft4utumn · 2 years
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i love how whenever mcr got asked an embarrassing question during interviews they would just absolutely demolish whoever wasn’t there at the time. do you guys watch porn? oh ray LOVES porn. gerard smells really bad and clipped his balls and bled everywhere. the way brothers have a horrible armpit problem and their stench gets everywhere. if you couldn’t make it to an interview you had to fear for your life
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gr4ndth3ft4utumn · 2 years
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"i let my friends/partner go through my phone" people baffle me like i don't even have anything worth hiding on mine and id still turn it into shrapnel before i let anyone browse through it. id prefer it be a fine metallic mist than let anyone see the recipe tabs i have open. it's my right and my right alone to know what strange games i downloaded from janky yet intriguing ads
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gr4ndth3ft4utumn · 2 years
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gay people love it when a man is in love with another man and they beat each other up
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gr4ndth3ft4utumn · 2 years
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stomach hair is the most important thing in the whole world
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gr4ndth3ft4utumn · 2 years
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youre really ovulating at a time like this?
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gr4ndth3ft4utumn · 2 years
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Twitter users are defending their right to assume Picasso was a renaissance artist. Tiktok users think watching any film made outside the US makes you a snob. “Replace classic lit with YA and fan fiction” discourse is flourishing. I think we’re just living in anti intellectual times.
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gr4ndth3ft4utumn · 2 years
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chases you around the cathedral with an executioner’s axe but we’re both giggling and laughing and frolicking then I GET you
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