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I'm going to the doctors today so I am going to go eat 40 apples so that they cannot stand to be in the presence of such a healthy gal

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Bond girls are out. Blanc girls (underprivileged women who screw over rich assholes with the help of this silly detective) are in.

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you truly underestimate how many times i can listen to the same song on repeat

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guys we’re not being cringe to keep out the twitter users. we’re being cringe to keep out the ALGORITHMS, the CAPITALISTS, the INFLUENCERS. twitter users are welcome as long as they agree this site is UNMARKETABLE

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is this... is this about fucking lestat

He lived. Served cunt. Died. Became immortal. Served cunt even harder. He killed a bunch of people. He raised a kid. He got gay married.

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They should make more music from 2008

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carrion is such a cool word for "a bunch of dead shit on the ground"

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when dean im not much for praying winchester sequestered himself away from the plot to beg god to bring cas back an got no response and bloodied his knuckles over it

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“She’s not here,“ I tell him. Buttercup hisses again. “She’s not here. You can hiss all you like. You won’t find Prim.” At her name, he perks up. Raises his flattened ears. Begins to meow hopefully. “Get out!” He dodges the pillow I throw at him. “Go away! There’s nothing left for you here!” I start to shake, furious with him. “She’s not coming back! She’s never ever coming back here again!” I grab another pillow and get to my feet to improve my aim. Out of nowhere, the tears begin to pour down my cheeks. “She’s dead, you stupid cat. She’s dead.” 

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by as_it_is_____

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all my ships have this core element

get you a man who despite his literal decades of practice repressing and hiding his emotions to survive physically cannot hide how smitten he is with you

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In a close intimate relationship with my sorrows

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musings on loneliness

sylvia plath, nickie zimov, charles bukowski, masashi kishimoto, haruki murakami, holly warburton, charles bukowski, the beatles, nigel van wieck, marta zamarska, sylvia plath, van gogh

if you like this, you can buy me a ☕

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what if SHE’S doomed by the narrative, huh? what if it’s HER actions that are futile in the long run? what if SHE has to break the cycle? what if SHE has to writhe endlessly in a hell of HER own making? god forbid a woman condemn herself

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I love that heidi klum, international super model and tv personality, was like “I’m going to be a worm for halloween” and went for the most horrifying hyper realistic version possible and was quoted saying (in said worm outfit) ‘I want to put a smile on peoples faces’. ma’am I am gagging but I love that for u

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mental health status: need to look at the sea for hours and stay quiet.

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the chain by fleetwood mac. You agree