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people are lined up around the block waiting for the new potion theyre dropping at the cauldron

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Sometimes I doubt that you're the real neil gaiman

Sometimes I doubt that there is a real neil gaiman.

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all video games should be dressup games. if you can't put your guy in a little outfit what's the point

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guy whose last post is "wood nymph pussy hits different" and is never heard from or seen again

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still the funniest thing to ever be on the internet

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KILLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAA

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sometimes the world is just too depressing and you have to start watching a bunch of animated babies and their families living life to make yourself happy again

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Babies: exist

Me: Disgusting creatures

Gakuen Babysitters Babies: exist

Me: my heart has been filled

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and they had this in common: that they were feared, hated, desired, and worshiped - woman hating, a.d.

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what do you mean u don't believe in the concept of virginity?

Nobody’s dick is important enough to change any part of my identity

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school au is the best au for one piece

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Very controlled, put-together, cold characters losing it™️ is one of thee sexiest things in fiction

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Hate diet culture so much bitches will b like “don’t eat processed carbs they’re so bad for you” like and??? So what?? God did not give us grain and stone to grind it with for no reason. Bread is inevitable. Bread is food for the heart and the soul. U think I’m gonna give that up in pursuit of instagram fitness?? U think I’m gonna deny myself the simple pleasure of toast with jam so I can endlessly chase an ever-shifting standard of beauty that ultimately means nothing? In 20 years I will no longer be beautiful and in 60 my body will be vacant food for other, smaller creatures. But the taste of fresh bread? Of homemade donuts and still-warm pie? I will carry the taste on my tongue into whatever follows this life. So like. Stop telling me I should diet lmao. I’m not abt to martyr myself just to get a man to look at me.