im getting off of tumblr but im leaving it up as an archive so i can look at it in a few years and make fun of myself. not really interested in tumblr that much anymore if you didnt already notice. hope you enjoyed my extremely weird posts topped off with the iconic pic of andrew garfield balancing a wand with his top lip. will that ever be explained? probably not. but i hope you enjoyed my presence.
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when your mom calls you by all your siblings’ names before she remembers who you are
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im having a random jam to american idiot and i just flashed back to the summer between 6th and 7th grade when i would sit in my den/living room and play 1,039 smoothed out slappy hours and read harry potter and ever since then when i listen to that album i think of the smell of library books im cryin i havent thought about this in so long
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hot n cold by katy perry was such a 6th grade anthem like remember when people wore converse sneakers and would straighten only their bangs and had an ipod touch with the background that said muffins are just ugly cupcakes
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The very first fucking card
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IT IS 2015 WHY DO PEOPLE STILL NOT KNOW THAT DEFIANTLY AND DEFINITELY ARE NOT THE SAME WORD
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Werewolf McWerewolf Jr., the Werewolf with a Werewolf Patronus, son of Werewolf McWerewolf Sr., bitten by the Werewolf named after a Norse Wolf God Thing, whose name now relates to the moon.
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okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it
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Teacher: How was the Roman Empire split in half?
Pupil: With a pair of Caesars.
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