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Saw this on a door at work.

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Eclipse

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Are you vocal during sex?

I’m usually lead guitar

#yeah i'll reblog this

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the most "fucking, fair enough i guess" response ive ever gotten to something i said was in the ER

me: hi, i need a rabies shot triage nurse: oh? why's that? me: i got bitten by a bat triage nurse: what were you doing that you got bitten by a bat at 3 in the morning? me: removing a bat from my bedroom

#wow

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It is scientifically proven that Dungeon Meshi will cause one of the characters to manifest in your head and tell you how to improve your life. You either get:

Senshi: eat well, rest, nourish yourself

Chilchuck: labor rights, advocate for yourself, scrutinize everything

Marcille: take care of yourself, study necromancy, be a lesbian

Laios: respect everything, learn about the world around you, be autistic.

#i was expecting senshi and got chilchuck #partially in the form of my rather chilchuckesque partner-in-crime #but also just a lil guy in my head telling me to get a job that doesn’t violate labour laws and is nice to me #so thanks chilchuck #dungeon meshi

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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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Someone captured the solar eclipse on an airplane

#holy SHIT

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i'm afraid the character limit in the former bird app is destroying my potential

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I am aware I have died on this hill before but people who really strenuously argue that fanfic isn't "real writing" drive me insane. what do you meeeaaaaannn. besides the fact that any attempt to define "real art" vs "fake art" is inherently reactionary, it just doesn't make any sense. it's Writing. people Write it. what the fuck are you talking about.

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this is so fucking funny

imagine getting banished from your homeland for running a con and when you go to get a prophecy about what to do next the priestess is like

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April 15th: Global Strike

Bisan has called for a global strike on April 15th

"*April 15 is a day of global strike*.. No schools, no movement, no work, no electronic payment, no gas stations. Make more noise and disturb the peace of terrorist politicians in America and IsraHell."

#IMPORTANT #FREE PALESTINE

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hey there have you seen any... vampire squirrels round these parts? asking for a friend.

Vampire squirrels? Why would I have anything to do with vampire squirrels? They’re not even real! Everybody knows that. Honestly, why would you even ask such a ridiculous question? C’mon, anon. Use some critical thinking for once, hmm?

Vampire squirrels. As if.

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WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE DINOSAUR AND WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT DINOSAURS FAVOURITE BOOK WOULD BE

MAIASAURA!!!

And I think her favourite book would be Tatty Ratty. She’d like the whimsy :)

#dinosaurs #maiasaura #tatty ratty #does anyone remember tatty ratty?

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Wanted to bring attention to the fact that Bisan called for mass protests today (April 1st). It’s okay if you can’t march yourself, but please make it a point to spread this so that those who can march do so—and also take this as your own checkpoint to ask yourself if you’ve been faltering in terms of sharing information about Palestine, doing what you can to fund humanitarian aid in Palestine, and staying informed as to the ongoing genocide in Palestine. Some might say it has been 6 months of this, but to me that’s all the more reason to make noise now more than ever. This is one of very few spaces on the Internet where Palestine has not been abandoned in people’s endless efforts to dehumanize Arabs. Please continue amplifying the dialogue surrounding this genocide. Free Palestine. Free Palestins always.

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happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

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My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

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bungus

#twelve note bungus!!