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[granddaughterogg]

Isabel Allende, The House of the Spirits (translated by Magda Bogin)

#simon riley #simon ghost riley #this is so ghost coded #I will die on that hill #beautiful words btw

[granddaughterogg]

Ghost: Why is being KIND AND GOOD to people that you care for so damn complicated. Bein' a cunt is an absolute no brainer. But when you like 'em and Care for 'em? It's like tryin' to ice skate while jugglin' live hedgehogs, I swear to FAWKING GOD - Recruits: *quiver in their boots because the Lutenit is being ever weirder than usual today*

#simon ghost riley #simon riley #ghost cod #ghost modern warfare 2 #modern warfare #funnies

[granddaughterogg]

"he slams his dick into your pussy and you feel it in your stomach/ /"you feel it in your throat"

My sister in Christ, if that's what happened, than he is not a man. He is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

#writing is fun #anatomically innacurate writing is fun as well. #albeit for Different Reasons #shitpost of the day #modern warfare #simon riley #konig cod #turtles have ginormous dongs #check at your own risk

[granddaughterogg]

vocab

(Lunch break in the mess) Soap: What are you doing, L.T? Ghost: (brows furrowed over his phone) M'googlin' a word. She said I've got an "impeccable disposition". I'll be fucked if I know wha' that means. Gaz: Oh, she's into you. Loves your vibes. She's down bad. Soap: ...How the hell do you know what "impeccable" means? Gaz: Unlike some of us here, I know my Dickens. (sips tea in a dignified manner)

#simon ghost riley #modern warfare #ghost call of duty #ghost cod #simon riley x y/n #kyle gaz garrick #johnny soap mactavish #soap modern warfare #gaz call of duty #task force 141 #ghost x you #funnies

[granddaughterogg]

Soap: (grabs SImon's phone in one swift, practiced movement)

Ghost: Oi! -

Soap: (calls you) Look, bonnie lass, m' sorry for my L.T bein' an Absolute Bampot! He loves you, he really does! He's just a Walloper -

Ghost: GIMME TH'PHONE MACTAVISH OR I SWEAR T' FAWKIN GOD -

You, on the other side of the phone (listening to the sounds of a Struggle, some more shouting, then a piece of furniture breaking with a loud crash): Ah. Good to know...

Soap: What did Y/N text you? Ghost: 'I can't believe I miss you this much after just three hours' Soap: And what did you send back? Ghost: 'Haha lame' Soap: Ghost: I was flirting

#call of duty #ghost modern warfare 2 #soap mactavish #ghost and soap #ghost x you #john soap mactavish #he's the best wingman

[granddaughterogg]

Have this one again, tumblr :3

Happy Valentine's Day from Ghost!

Simon Riley (your teammate from Task Force 141 who you're DEFINITELY not dating) calls you late on Valentine's Day and asks if you want to put an IKEA bed together.

He sounds...kinda out of it. Not Entirely out of it - Simon "Ghost" Riley wouldn't be caught dead babbling - but he sure talks slower and makes longer pauses between words than usual. He sounds like that ASMR dude from Youtube's version of himself.

"Ghost, are you drunk?" you ask warily.

"I...guess?"

"What made you think that assembling furniture while being plastered is a good idea?"

"Ordered it while still sober, y' see."

Was that a chuckle? You really can't tell.

"So let me get this straight. You've ordered a fricking bed and then you got drunk instead of putting it together?"

"I wanted...to call you right away, see. But I got...shy. Of sorts."

"What happened to your old bed anyway?"

'Nothin'. Just needed a reason to call you."

"Jesus fricking Christ", you giggle, defeated by his ironclad logic. "Stand by, I'm coming."

#simon ghost riley #simon riley #ghost cod #ghost modern warfare 2 #simon riley x you #simon riley x y/n #ghost x reader #ghost x you #simon riley x reader #simon riley fluff #ghost call of duty #ghost simon riley #simon ghost x reader

[granddaughterogg]

Ah, the monthly fun begins:

Am I Bein' Onto Something Or Is It Just The Pre-Period Depression Hitting Me Like a Truck Again?

Have a gif of Simon because he - just like me - got a Ph. D. in Being A Sourpuss.

#simon ghost riley #shitpost of the day #me #personal shit

[granddaughterogg]

This is lovely.

Also - it highlights the eternal dilemma of a fanfic author: should I make him talk like he'd (probably) talk in real life, or should I water it down for the sake of legibility?

Overseas 🇺🇸

#stinglesswasp #modern warfare #fanart #not my art!!! #simon ghost riley #johnny soap mactavish

[granddaughterogg]

Time and time again I realize the striking beauty of Sam Roukin and it hits me like a flying brick.

Look at his Face.

Other people have maybe one memorable feature about them, that's if they're lucky. His face is all sharp angles and bold strokes. Unmistakable. Fuckin' unforgettable.

Like pagan poetry.

He is Ghost.

#simon ghost riley #simon riley #ghost call of duty #samuel roukin #sam roukin #look at him #just look at him

[granddaughterogg]

thanks for the tag, @going-to-ikea-for-the-fries!

"He smiled at you, half-lidded, relaxed. Then he reached out and traced his fingers over your jawbone. Like back then in the beginning.

M' not in a hurry tonight. You?"

I tag @samuelroukin and @itsthevoid.

Last Line Tag Game

Tagged by: @gemmahale

RULES: Post the last sentence you wrote (fanfic / original / anything) and tag as many people as there are words in the sentence.

Gaz could feel his limbs trembling from both the cold sheets of pouring rain and the strain of keeping perfectly still.

Tagging: @snootlestheangel, @losersimonriley, @catterdraws, @deeptrashwitch, and anyone else. My brain is foggy and I can’t think of people. But if I’ve talked to you in the last couple of weeks and you’ve not already been bombarded with a tag. Come join!

#tag games #fanfic writing #writing is fun

[granddaughterogg]

Never wanted any. Frankly, it's Really Hard for me to understand the reasons why other people do.

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.

#shitpost of the day #personal stuff #personal shit #children feel like a neverending chore #and also a sensory nightmare #also I could get some shit like Incontinence after and both my money and my Privacy would be all gone for the next 20 years #and all that for what exactly #I prefer the company of adults

[granddaughterogg]

internal narrative

John Price: "You did well to choose me, darling, and I shall move mountains in order to prove it to you again and again, because my pride compels me so. Every. Fucking. Day."

Kyle "Gaz" Garrick: "I am lucky to have you. But then again, you're as lucky to have me. Or maybe even a tad luckier. I'm not gonna be an arse and put this into words. But we both just know."

Johnny "Soap" MacTavish: "Holy fookity fuck this ABSOLUTE CATCH of a woman wants me in her life! I will make the best husband in all existence. What do you mean you don't want to get married just yet, bonnie lass? We've known each other for two months! What is there to wait for?!"

Simon "Ghost" Riley: "I'm the worst choice you could've possibly made, love. Are you a masochist or sumthin'?

Your kindness terrifies the crap out of me.

...Please don't go."

#simon ghost riley #modern warfare #ghost cod #ghost call of duty #ghost simon riley #simon riley #kyle gaz garrick #kyle garrick #johnny mactavish #soap cod #john soap mactavish #captain john price #john price #captain price #task force 141 #tf 141

[granddaughterogg]

Perfection. (Captain SImcoe Brainrot intensifes.)

tumblr posts: simcoe edition

#john graves simcoe #captain simcoe #samuel roukin #sam roukin #turn washington's spies #just look at him go

[granddaughterogg]

Tee hee, @fragiledoeyes :D It sure feels good to know I'm not the only one who always falls for the Curt and Abrasive (but So Damn Alluring), Quite Mentally Unwell (but Somehow Saner and More Efficient Than Everyone Else You Know) Sir His-Suffering-Done-Fucked-Him-Up, "But the sex, Your Honor! The sex is incredible" fucker in a mask.

Just imagine Simon Riley and Death meeting.

Ghost would get all Edgelordy, probably saying something akin to: "What too you so long?"

And Death would figure this CUNTY KID out in one glance -it takes one to know one, after all - and then emit The Longest Sigh.

Yes, Your Honor, I do have a type. My type is a very tall man with eyes like two abysses and a voice like grit.

A man who doesn't like showing his face to anyone, even though it is universally understood that he's a looker.

A man with a peculiar affinity for skulls.

A man who has turned being Intimidating into an art form.

A man with a sense of humour as dry and puncturing as a coffin nail. Take it or leave it. But if you'll take it, you'll love it.

The only thing that will puncture you deeper than this man's caustic wit are his literal BLADES.

A man who's been subjected to unimaginable horrors and they've changed him, for better or for worse. Definitely for the Stranger though.

A man who might or might've not have a substance abuse problem.

A man who is kinky as all out. A man who -

"Choices have consequences."

"...So be it."

They do have a lot in common. My two loves.

--- Screenshot from Darksiders 2 made by @alphagravy ---

#ghost #death #darksiders #cod #simon riley #simon ghost riley #ghost modern warfare #darksiders death #they are brothers #or rather a father and a son #both would GAG at this supposition

[granddaughterogg]

I have nothing of value to add to this.

the point of art is not to be great but to make it transparently obvious that there is something wrong with you

#shitpost of the day #writing is fun #fanfic writing

[granddaughterogg]

Yeah, I take offence to the "some guy" wording.

That, my friend, is the Opposite of Some Guy.

Also known as What A Guy.

some people live their lives without even being obsessed with some guy. if you call that living

#simon ghost riley #shitpost of the day #ghost call of duty #modern warfare #simon riley #captain john price #ghost simon riley #john soap mactavish #soap mactavish #soap modern warfare #kyle gaz garrick #gaz call of duty #john price cod

[granddaughterogg]

I want to thank tumblr for introducing me to this absolute gem of wordsmithing that is the expression: fucked out eyes.

#writing is fun #fanfic writing #you bet your ass Imma gonna incorporate it into my works now