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the Straights, whenever there's a queer fictional character: i mean, im not complaining, it's 2020~~~

me, a queer: we been around since fuckin ancient greece fuck does 2020 got anything to do with it

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ONE BIG BED

#naddpod #naddpod spoilers #naddpod finale #dnd #dnd 5e #imfuckingcrying

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favorite moments from naddpod #4

the hellfire chronicles

good god the way murph does his voices in lust is just,,, wow, monet especially

#dnd 5e #dnd #naddpod #naddpod spoilers

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favorite moments from naddpod #3

whenever deadeye goes like

SHIT FUCK COCK ASS

#naddpod #naddpod spoilers #dnd #dnd 5e #not another dnd podcast #deadeye cybin

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favorite moments from naddpod #2

this was like earlier in the campaign when it was just starting out. it's an out of character moment that just stuck with me cuz i found it really hilarious.

i think the situation went kinda like

hardwon: *throws javelin*

murph: hits, roll ur javelin damage, i believe it's a d6

jake:

jake:

jake: wait what the fuck does a d6 look like

murph: *bursting out laughing* IT'S A NORMAL FUCKING DICE U NERD IT'S LITERALLY THE MOST NORMAL DICE

#naddpod #naddpod spoilers #dnd

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favorite moments from naddpod #1

episode 55: tricky trials (a faerie tale)

a witch is possessing one of the band of boobs (bev, bev sr., balnor, moonshine, or hardwon) and they have to guess which is the witch and stab them to kill the witch and reach the autumn court. if they stab the wrong person, they lose, and the witch gets to keep the body she possessed.

murph: first up is moonshine, go on ahead and ask your first question.

moonshine: balnor, what's your favorite food?

balnor:

balnor:

balnor:

balnor:

balnor: chicken.

hardwon: stabs balnor

#naddpod #naddpod spoilers #dnd

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i want alone

but don't like alone

#sigh

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im sad

the iac is cutting their funding from colleghumor and a lot of em are losing their fucking jobs and no drawfee or dropout for a while and just fuckin shit

this is a shitty start to 2020

#drawfee #dropout #collegehumor #mini rant

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I speak for the trees, and they say, "Fuck you."

#loraxmemes #i guess #teamtrees

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encourage but it's pronounced like entourage

or vice versa take ur pick

#idk #this was so random #yeet

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“Robin Hood is not a RANGER! He was a pissed of Rogue who got tired of the government stealing tax payers money so he killed them and took the money back!”

The angry Ranger who go touchy about Robin Hood being called the “Ideal Ranger Archetype”

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i am a firm believer in the idea that the key to life is to have faith in urself despite all the facts stating otherwise.

yeah sure im a a fuckin hot mess, i stay up late, im lucky if i remember to eat something other than instant cup noodles and drink something that's actually water, i don't even have an assignment that i did not half-ass in the middle of the night and yknow what SCREW ALL THAT

SCREW UR PANTS

SCREW ALL THE FUCKIN SHIT THAT'S WRONG WITH ME

YEAH IM A MESS BUT LIKE HELL IM GONNA LET THAT STOP ME

ONE WAY OR ANOTHER THAT CUBE'S GONNA FIT INTO THE TRIANGULAR HOLE AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME NOT EVEN PHYSICS

IN CONCLUSION

SCREW EVERYTHING

BELIEVE IN URSELF

AND THANK U FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK

#idek yall #idek man #idek what else to tag #idek what to tag this #idek if this makes sense #screw everything #have faith #in ur big dum self #big dumbass energy

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HONKS

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by far the best genre of fiction ever invented is short comics about women meeting ghosts/monsters/goddesses/whatever that are ALSO women and them inevitably ending up in love w each other

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will be using this idea if u don't mind

So I’m playing a halfling beast master with a pet pteranodon she rides on in a space DnD campaign with my brother and cousins. Before sending us into space our DM, my cousin D., decided our employer would make it easier to take a dinosaur into space by giving her a gift.

D. : Ok so the dragon gave you an a ruby and diamond amulet that, when activated, will pull Terry into a pocket dimension where he can heal and recover, and if he falls to one hit point in battle he will automatically be pulled into the amulet until the next day.

My Brother: Wait so… is the amulet orb-shaped, like a ball?

D. : Yes, it is essentially a small ball a bit smaller than your hand :)

Me, still clueless: Yeah ok, lets go then.

20 Minutes of Adventure Later

D. : Seriously, don’t bring Terry into the building, he’s too big.

Me: Fine, I call him into the amulet.

D. : There’s a bright flash of light and Zzzzzt! Terry is sucked in.

Me: … wait (Looks at my notes. Draws out his description of the amulet.) Hey D.?

D. : Yeah? :)

Me: The amulet is ruby and diamond?

D. : Yeah? :)

Me: Like half and half? With the ruby half on top and the diamond on the bottom?

D. : Yeah? :)

Me: And it’s shaped like a ball? A red and white ball?

D. : Yeah? :)

Me: …

You FUCKER! You made my Dinosaur into a POKÉMON!?!? FUCK YOU!

D. : AHAHAHAHAHAHA Ohhh my god you finally noticed!

Me: Whyyyyyyyyyyy? Why did you do this to me????