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An explanation.

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That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

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*starts sobbing in relief*

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“One of the most interesting things about Elizabeth Turner was her Kiss of Death. Throughout the trilogy, all of the men she locked lips with has died - including Sao Feng in At World’s End, and (if you want to be petty about it) her father, Weatherby Swann. Usually they would die moments after kissing her for the first time. This excludes Will Turner who has kissed her several times before and beat the odds every time. However, even he succumbed to her kiss and died as well minutes after the two were hastily married by Barbossa. This is most likely a just coincidence and not something that was intentional, but years later it’s still fun to point out to friends and watch a dawn of realization hit their face when they realize that Pirate Queen Elizabeth may have also been the Grim Reaper.”

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𝙵𝚎𝚋𝚛𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝟷, 𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟸 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚣 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟺-𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟹

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the comments on this video killed me

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“Bold words for a man whose dick is at gun level.”

— -Halfling gunslinger, to the warlock who just declared that his patron needs the party members’ blood.

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Creative way of saving camels from getting run over

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Great eared nightjar

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now, more than ever, people need to show their support for trans women. JK Rowling is back on her terf shit on twitter and that means self-proclaimed 'radblr' is going to be having a fucking field day celebrating and harrassing trans women calling us rapists.

seriously, drop harry potter. i don't care what your excuse is for reading the books, creating content for it whether it just be dumb tumblr posts or writing fanfiction. take it from a trans girl in the uk - your engagement does have a tangible effect on our lives, and JKR has openly stated that most people who engage with that series agree with her view.

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This is literally the most bomb-ass D&D story I’ve ever read in my life oh my god.

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What did you just call me? Cunt? Like the philospher?

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I know I’ve said it before but it’s impossible to find my old posts on tumblr so I’ll say it again; if you feel insecure about having nerdy/‘childish’ hobbies as you get older, watch Critical Role. Marisha is the baby of the gang at 32, most of them are in their 40s now, and they’re all still a bunch of goofy nerds who have fun playing make-believe while rolling dice and openly love comics and cartoons and video games. Taliesin dyes his hair bright colors, both him and Matt paint their nails, they’ve all got nerdy tattoos, they cosplay and wear silly outfits and I know several of them own kigurumi. They cuddle with each other and get unabashedly excited about things that happen when they’re playing a game where they pretend to be elves and wizards and shit, and several of them are known to cry when they talk about how much they love their friends.

Look, if they’re allowed to do it, you are too. Be nerdy, be silly, be open, let yourself get excited and feel things, have fun with life! You’re never too old for it!

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Merry: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to?

Legolas: Schrödinger's boys.

Gimli: FUCK!

Pippin: What about cracking open a cold milkshake?

Gandalf: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

Legolas:

Gimli:

Pippin:

Merry:

Gandalf: Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town.

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