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Aphrodite: Is something burning?

Ares, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Aphrodite: Ares, the toaster is literally on fire.

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Poseidon, dramatically: They called me a fool.

Athena, sick of Poseidon's shit: They weren’t wrong.

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Zeus: I think we should kiss.

Hera: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.

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Hades: Hecate, you're my best friend.

Hecate: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend.

Hecate: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!

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Zeus: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Hera: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?

Zeus: Yes.

Hera: I'd sleep.

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Hades: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?

Persephone: For the dogs.

Hades: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?

Persephone: They don't know how.

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Apollo: Hermes gave me a get better soon card.

Artemis: That's sweet!

Apollo: I wasn't sick, he just think I can do better.

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Ares: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times.

Aphrodite: You mean you stabbed them?

Ares: They ran into my knife.

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Hades: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful, and organized.

Persephone: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Hades: That one. I want that one.

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Hera: Who’s ready for Wine Wednesday?! You ladies got some catching up to do!

Amphitrite & Persephone:

Amphitrite: Hera, it’s Thursday.

Hera: …

Hera: Who’s ready for Tequila Thursday?!

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Hades: Why would you give a knife to Persephone?!

Ares, shrugging: Persephone felt unsafe.

Hades: Now I feel unsafe!

Persephone: I’m sorry…

Persephone: Would you like a knife?

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lore olympus characters as text posts

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lore olympus characters as text posts

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Zeus: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.

Hades: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.

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Hades: Every time I’m confronted with a problem and feel desperate and helpless, I look at a picture of all of us together.

Zeus & Poseidon: awww–

Hades: and I tell myself, if I can survive living with those dumbass clowns, it means I can handle every problem.

Zeus & Poseidon:

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greek myth AU tweets pt. 4

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greek myth AU tweets pt. 3

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