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im gonna lose my mind

#its been 5 months <3 hi queens #this is about calculus btw

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hadestown is so insane….. why why why why

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the history of my blog is filled with sweet moments and you love every post i make 🔫

((how have you been btw,, delighted to hear from you ^-^))

nah nah ygs remember this ?

#foul… #☹️ #been doing okay tho!! schools been kicking my ass i’m ngl but every time i see your posts upon my dashboard i take care to respond meanly 😘 #no more stem i’m gonna go live in the woods #asks #godsofhumanity

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ygs got song recs

#the kids arent alright fob UGHH #rat a tat is so catchy #also been listening to disturbing levels of taylor swift #yes electric touch is best vault track!! #also been getting back into hozier a little bit kinda #i LOVE wasteland baby #personal #also went to niki concert august lifechanging moment

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Poseidon: Okay, so my best friend is coming in to buy a wedding dress.

Aphrodite: I thought I was your best friend.

Poseidon: You're my best best best best friend.

Aphrodite: She's just your best friend.

Poseidon: Right.

#this was from my say yes to the dress era #theyre so funny #poseidon #aphrodite #greek mythology

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yo when did i make this post im so real for this

i want what they (odysseus and penelope) have

#the odyssey #odysseus #penelope #theyre so ASFKLCASDFKL C #greek mythology

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1700 followers for doing absolutely nothing <3

#not mythology

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okay okay but the thing with ariadne & the minotaur I'm thinking about is like. the minotaur is inside the labyrinth and she's outside of it. she doesn't see the minotaur and he doesn't see her but probably they both know each other exist. maybe they both wonder about each other. so what's making me chew on glass is that she sends theseus in, to a brother whose face she barely knows but still thinks about, and he kills him and the minotaur's gone, just like that, without her ever seeing him again, and just like that she's brotherless. And Then. thinking about This Line from ariadne's lament in catullus 64:

respersum iuuenem fraterna caede secuta

("following a young man spattered with my brother's blood")

which like. yes it's metaphorical but also thinking that possibly all she ever saw again was theseus walking out of the labyrinth dripping in her brother's blood. what it must be like to have a brother one moment and then not have anything of a brother except what's spattered across the face of a man who she's given everything up for and she's now supposed to kiss. aughhgbnghn

#brain glitch #this post is so insane ... #ariadne #theseus #greek mythology #reblog #the minotaur #asterius

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Poseidon: If a beautiful woman disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no principles. Amphitrite: Well, maybe you should have principles. Poseidon: You're right, maybe I should.

#this was for me fr #😁 #poseidon and amphitrite #greek mythology #reblog

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Odyssey

based on this poll

#jesus christ #please i can’t do it guys #odysseus apologist 😞🙋‍♀️ #sometimes i remember to come on here and it’s just like #holy shit 😭 #greek mythology #the odyssey #odysseus #reblog

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i forget that this little url has been out there existing for a few years now and someone just liked a post i made like wayy back when and oml the second hand embarrassment i got FROM MYSELF

#dear lordylord #not mythology

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Poseidon: i like your dress

Amphitrite: thanks! it was 50% off

Poseidon: i’d like it 100% off

Amphitrite: the store can’t just give out free stuff

Poseidon: that’s not what i–

Amphitrite: that’s a terrible way to run a business, Poseidon

#quietly funny pretty girl x flirtatious dude #she gets it she just wants to get him confused and flustered #poseidon and amphitrite #greek mythology #reblog

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life update me and bestie got tickets to go see the taylor swift concert film

#only good life update everything else has been a little sucky i’m ngl guys #idk it’s just so UGH sometimes ykwim #like #fuck!!! #not mythology #personal

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shooting me in the heart would’ve been easier but okay

#ygs ever get #so insane abt him #odysseus #greek mythology #reblog

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also while i’m here happy birthday to percy jackson my og my favorite would die for him etc etc

#i will justify his every action bc he’s never done anything wrong and never will and yeah #literally ideal friend ideal man ideal person #he’s so special to me xoxo

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Happy 🎂 🥳

thank you sm!!!!

#!!!! #asks

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miss rabbit has fainted.

miss rabbit has fainted again.

#me fr #🧍 #greek mythology #reblog