The great Twitter migration eh?
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Your 20s are for looking back to your childhood and thinking "huh, that sure was fucked up, they shouldn't have done that to me."
Your 30s are for looking back to your 20s and thinking "huh, that sure was fucked up, I shouldn't have done that to myself."
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the only thing you should care about is getting stronger arms and a stronger back nothing else matters
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Literally no one:
My body dysmorphia: lol u look like this
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i have an idea for a meme hold on let me make it
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based on this:
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john who went to an urgent care because hes had a bad cough for a couple weeks: whats wrong
the doc that just got his xray back: you... uh.... two of your ribs.... theyre uh. not there...?
john: oh yeah
the doc:
john: its on purpose.
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“We’re fixing up this spaceship that belongs to our new friend Meap.”
“Meap, he’s the most adorable thing in the world.”
“Really? Are you sure there’s nothing, or no one that’s more adorable?“
“No, not a chance.”
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none of those kids in Polar Express had names huh.
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