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Fuck everybody else and Happy Birthday Mr. Brightside!!!!

#TWENTY YEARS OLD… #scheduling this post a year in advance btw

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ok but. AJ au where One Esk escapes with two surviving ancillaries. And Breq just. Has two bodies for the rest of the series.

#i'm most of the way through reading translation state and [SPOILERS REDACTED] lmfaoooo #this Classic post was obviously the first thing i thought of #imperial radch

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"Poor rats," we human rodents chuckle

#i draw stuff #the terror #cornelius hickey #i've got my first shift at my new job tonight #so naturally i spent the day drawing anti-work icon cornelius hickey #anyway hi

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based on a conversation i just had:

#non american and absolutely not. was never taught and dont intend to learn. #people here just Don't Own Guns #i mean i have relatives who do lmao but they live in rural north qld and they hunt #other than that it's VERY uncommon to own or know how to use a gun here #at least for younger generations anyway #(pretty sure my parents were both taught how to use a gun as kids or at least my dad definitely was) #(but they also both had p rural upbringings and this was before gun control)

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actually that's a lie, i just remembered i wrote a couple hundred words on one of my WIPs last week when i was supposed to instead be writing an essay. so basically i just need somebody to give me pressingly urgent Tasks to complete, not so many that i feel too stressed and exhausted to allow myself to focus on anything fun, just enough so that i get the sudden urge to procrastinate. then my creative pursuits will flourish.

man i basically haven't drawn or written anything since like. october.

#my other preferred procrastination method is cleaning the house btw #bc it's non-urgent but still needs to be done eventually. so i can convince myself it's productive and necessary #and not actually just a way of avoiding doing the more urgent tasks that i don't want to do.

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man i basically haven't drawn or written anything since like. october.

#in my defence i've been busy but surely not THAT busy #i need to actually commit to making time for my creative hobbies #otherwise i'm gonna stagnate and backslide #like. drawing STILL hasn't gone back to feeling as natural as it used to after i stopped doing it for like a year or two there #but i'd made a bit of progress on getting the magic back and i don't wanna lose it all again #and obviously there isn't any 'magic' it only ever came from hard work and commitment and making drawing a regular habit #it takes a lot of effort to get to the point where things feel effortless!

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it’s a cautionary tale TO YOU. if i did those things it would have turned out fine

#prev yeah #i literally would not even be there in the first place <3

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Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

#ATTACKING AND KILLING THIS HYPOTHETICAL MAN

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the worst thing I ever made

#what the fuck is wrong with you. #malibu is gross canned whipped cream is gross yoghurt is fine i guess but mixed with alcohol it would be gross. #i can literally see the yoghurt separating into chunks. why would you do this. #if you make something as criminal as this then you deserve to drink it that’s all i can say #the punishment fits the crime.

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#um. both would be very very bad <3 #i’m going with the marrying option i guess? #i feel like divorce asap goes against the spirit of the question #but at least we can just like. ignore each other. #even if we had to live together i could just be in a different room doing my own thing as much as possible. #whereas working a shitty retail job for the rest of my life means i have to actually work that shitty retail job

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anyway i'm gay and i can cook and drive AND do basic maths. and i know how to use several different power tools. kind of a quadruple threat over here.

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Antique cast iron stove grates (via lostfoundart via present&correct)

#this shit is SO sexy i love a gas stove i love to cook with fire #cooking with fire AND the grate is shaped like a little flower or a star? incredible.

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being a dom is only cool if people like you. otherwise it's super embarrassing. if you're a sub you can be like "ahhh i wanna get fucked superrr hard >w<" and it's kind of endearing. if you're a dom and you say "i want to FUCK someone.. who will be mommys little KITTY today .." and no one actually wants to have sex with you, you may as well kill yourself. because there's no coming back from that

#same here honestly i just can’t take myself seriously enough for it

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petty and stupid but i legitimately hate how many gays (everywhere on this site especiallly) equate "can't do math" as some kind of inherent queer trope. all these polls like "are you a FAILED MATH gay or a FAILED SCIENCE gay?" your idea of what "gay culture" is smacks of post-hoc theater-kid-ification relevant to only the people you personally talk to online. weird pride in being bad at something because it gives you points in a gay culture competition that doesn't exist do you think all the nerds in math club who have since grown up to be the furries maintaining server backends everywhere were 100% straight? do you know how many engineers are on grindr? there's a lot of engineers and physicists and chemists and architects on grindr. i have sucked them sloppy style.

#literally i know so many STEM gays being one myself #but you don’t see me generalising that as the gay experience do you? #because. i am familiar with the concept of sampling bias. #are you a KNOWS HOW TO USE R gay or a NEEDS SOMEONE TO TEACH YOU HOW TO USE R gay #see how insane that would sound.

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“based in science?” i would say i’m pretty cringefail in science actually

#THIS WAS A GOOD POST WHY DID I EXILE IT TO DRAFTS…

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Anna Haifisch

#:|

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coming to the realisation that a lot of eyebrow gel/glue/pomade type products are actually designed for people with thin and sparse eyebrows who want to fluff them up and make them look bigger, when in fact that is kind of the exact opposite problem to what i have <3 love and light im gonna start putting PVA glue on my face

#wispy eyebrowed bitches do not interact #these products simply do not have enough holding power #absolutely not looking for advice or product recommendations on this post btw unless you personally know me and my eyebrows