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grimdarkmatt · 21 days
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grimdarkmatt · 3 months
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My friends teenage pitbutt pitbulled directly into the couch at 90mph
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grimdarkmatt · 3 months
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Any tips for when trying weed for the first time?
smoke a lot of it and if you dont get high instantly smoke a lot more and if you start feeling scared that means youre about to die
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grimdarkmatt · 4 months
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asexuality is word that describes an orientation, not a set of behaviors, ace people can do all kinds of sexual behaviors and still be asexual. some ace people have sex, some don't. some ace people kiss, some don't. some ace people masturbate, some don't. some ace people get homoerotically stabbed, some don't. it's as easy as that to understand.
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grimdarkmatt · 4 months
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[excessive citations]
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grimdarkmatt · 4 months
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grimdarkmatt · 5 months
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Advertising peaked at the Discovery channel “Boom de Yada” commercials
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grimdarkmatt · 5 months
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ur either jerking off with me or jerking off against me
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grimdarkmatt · 5 months
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Okay, I've got one I'm curious about:
Add in the tags if you feel like your favorite Pokemon is unpopular/an uncommon favorite.
My favorite is Ninjask, and I've only had a couple other people say it's also their favorite.
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grimdarkmatt · 5 months
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Hot queer spaces tip: never trust any spot that has fewer than 2 fat and hairy people present!! You have no idea what other problems the space has if they can’t even meet the bear minimum
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grimdarkmatt · 6 months
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wghatever the fuck this genre of tweet is i cant fucking stop saying mein scheiss Hund as a vocal stim
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grimdarkmatt · 7 months
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you look like scooped from a jar
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you look like two scoops from a jar of something.
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grimdarkmatt · 7 months
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will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me
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grimdarkmatt · 7 months
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Do you think of me?
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grimdarkmatt · 7 months
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grimdarkmatt · 7 months
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By far the funniest transition timelines are the ones from trans men where the "before" picture is some teeny little guy with sad baby seal eyes and the "after" picture looks like Kratos
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grimdarkmatt · 7 months
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People are attracted to a fictional man and go "oh well he HAS to be buff" NO HE DOESN'T! ACCEPT HIM FOR THE WEAK ARMED NERD HE IS! CHERISH THAT!
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