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What Is Infinite? Incorrect Grishaverse Quotes
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Nikolai: do you still have that giant astronomy colouring book?
David: it’s not a colouring book.
Nikolai: uh-oh.
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Matthias: *pretends to stretch his arms*
Mathias: *puts his arm around Nina*
Wylan: *watching Matthias*
Wylan: *looks at Jesper*
Wylan: *pretends to stretch his arms*
Wylan: *accidentally hits Jesper in the face with his elbow*
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Matthias: I once saw Nina drink a jar of marinara sauce for dinner. Inej, she opened a new jar of marinara sauce and drank it like it’s a thing that normal people do. It was unholy. And then I asked them what the hell she was doing, and she said, and I quote, “it’s basically a smoothie”
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Darkling: Alina got a bad burn on her hands and in the midst of crying in pain she placed them over my heart and said "ahh so nice and cold"
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Kaz: Inej sees the glass as half full, I see it as half empty; that’s why we make a good team. Jesper, on the other hand, just drinks right out of the bottle, Wylan wonders why it has to be glass and the Nina usually breaks the glass by putting her feet up on the table.
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Alina: *running towards the Darkling with open arms*
Darkling: *moves out of the way*
Alina: Hey, why'd you move?!
Darkling: I thought you were going to attack me.
Alina: I was going to hug you!
Darkling: Why would you hug me?
Alina: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU?!
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store worker over the intercom: would Kaz Brekker come to the front desk please?
Kaz: is there a problem?
store worker: *points over at Jesper and Wylan* i believe these belong to you?
Jesper & Wylan: we got lost.
Kaz: i didn’t even bring you with me.
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Darkling: There is no difference between exercise and merzost. Both of them hurt your body at first and drain you of energy, but the more you dabble in it, the more powerful you become.
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Kaz: Nothing in life is free...
Wylan: Life is free.
Inej: Friendship is free.
Nina: Love is free.
Jesper: Everything is free, if you take it without paying.
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Alina: YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.
Darkling: Ok good. I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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Genya: Keep your whole life lowkey and let people assume incorrectly.
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Nina: poison is actually a magical transmutation potion that turns people into corpses
Inej: this knife is actually a magic wand
Kaz: meet me in the denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel
Jesper: *cocks gun* magic missile
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Jesper: Hey Matthias, can I get some dating advice?
Matthias: Just because I’m dating Nina doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
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Jesper: Ok, so I just had a really great idea.
Kaz: No.
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Nina: I have no sense of decency. That way my other senses are enhanced.
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Flight attendant: Now, before we take off, please ensure that all small items are secured.
Mal: *looks over at Alina*
Alina: What?
Mal, whispering: Do you feel safe?
Alina: I will hit you.
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Genya: Okay, if you’re going to go and meet people, you’re going to need some pick up lines.
Alina: Yes.
Genya: Let’s practice. Hit me with the best you’ve got.
Alina: Uhh… you’re pretty?
Genya: I know. Now come on, pick up lines.
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