I check my pockets as I lock the door behind me.
“I got my keys. My wallet. My phone. My bags. Is that everything?”
I stop. I look up with horror.
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Happy Halloween, y’all!
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Yes there were several. The one with the SpongeBob pants pulled down lol
Oooh you remember
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I’m losing my fucking shit because my mom is getting catfished by a guy that sends her pictures like this and it never once occurred to her that this….isnt a real picture that a real person would ever take, ever
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Detail: Apollo and the Arts, 1897, by Paul Jean Gervais.
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eww why are you having salad
are you five years old
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did someone say TITTY WHALE
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“aphrodite’s fat ass” is a common genre of classical greek and roman art
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