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NTA-you stood up for your son

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This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks!

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BTS of Spiderman: no way home

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#Why does he still have a job…?

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no way home was so funny because i was fully sobbing thinking tobey peter was going to die and then he just goes “lol what no i’ve been stabbed before its no big deal im fine”

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spiderman no way home spoilers///

okay but andrew's peter parker learned about how important tom and tobey's MJs are to them and now i just need him to go back to his world and meet some nice guy who introduces himself as "michael - but no one calls me that, just call me MJ!" and peter just absolutely freezes like oh my god oh my god oh my god is this... my soul mate???

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Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man yelling at Dr. Strange saying “You were in the Grand Canyon?! Why didn’t you help him?!” had so much Older Sibling energy. Like he saw this magical adult wizard who was clearly capable of helping Peter (you know, who is a child) and Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man was ready to fight Dr. Strange himself when he thought that this adult just left this kid to fend for himself to fuck off to the Grand Canyon for fun

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people who are depressed because of their financial struggles can’t get therapy to help because of how expensive it is

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okay but imagine andrew’s peter goes back to his universe and immediately goes to visit gwen’s grave. he sits and talks to her for awhile, telling her that he made two new friend in one day— a record for him— then goes on and on about interdimensional travel and how her mind would be blown away by what he discovered. but then he says “you know, i was wrong. i was wrong, gwen. i always thought you would have wanted me to keep pushing— to keep being the friendly neighborhood spiderman and help people that don’t have anyone else there to help them. but i know now that you probably would have wanted me to be happy and forgive myself for what happened. to let you go and move on. to be peter parker. i said that i would never forgive myself for what happened, and honestly? i don’t know if i ever will, gwen. but i can try. i can try for you. so today i’m going to walk out of here and i’m going to try to be the peter parker you always thought i could be, not just the spiderman you knew i could be. i just— i just miss you a lot and i wish you were here to see that person.” then he leaves on his skateboard, accidentally running over a random guy around his age. the man yells at him a lot and peter profusely apologizes, offering to buy him a coffee to make up for running him over. the man agrees, but as he says his name so the barista can write it on his coffee, peter’s heart stops. his name is mj.

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i learned that fire poles in fire houses were originally installed to allow for faster descent than the houses’ narrow spiral staircases, which were themselves installed because horses kept climbing to the second floors and getting stuck (x)

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its weird to think horses were ever ‘prey animals’ because what fucking predator looks at a 8 foot tall ENORMOUS beast with pitch black devils eyes, terrifying teeth and extremely powerful legs and think ‘yeah lets go attack that one’

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“This video of this adorable little girl encouraging her Dad while he tries to do her hair, is just what we needed to brighten up our day.” [X]

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the three genders are girl, bestie, and king

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"I'm glad you're okay" but said by someone who has just had the shit beaten out of them, to someone who is not hurt at all, is a brilliant trope and I lose my mind every time.