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Lockwood: I love you. 

Lucy: How many people have you said that to? 

Lockwood: Everyone. 

Lucy: What? 

Lockwood: I told everyone that I love you.

#lockwood and co #anthony lockwood #lockwood #lockwood & co #lucy carlyle #locklyle #lockwood x lucy #lockwood and lucy #lockwood and co incorrect quotes

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i present to you: shades of skully

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Barnes: Honestly, you're doing a lot better than I expected.

Lockwood: It feels like all I managed to do is... not die...

Barnes: Believe me, that is a remarkably rare skill.

#lockwood and co #anthony lockwood #lockwood #inspector barnes #montagu barnes #lockwood and co incorrect quotes

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Fairfax: Okay, so get this.

Fairfax: Your make ten meals, you're not a cook.

Fairfax: You make twenty paintings, you're not an artist.

Fairfax: But you kill ONE PERSON-

#sir john fairfax #we stan #slayyy (literally) #i read this in his voice #lockwood and co #lockwood #lockwood and co incorrect quotes #lockwood netflix #fairfax iron #the screaming staircase #annabel ward

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Lockwood: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Lucy: Sure!

Lucy: What's your favourite colour?

Lockwood, laser focused: Triangle. Do you love me?

#lockwood and co #anthony lockwood #lockwood #lockwood x lucy #lucy carlyle #locklyle

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Lucy: Is this your plan B?

Lockwood: Technically, this is plan P.

Lucy: Plan P? Is there a plan M?

Lockwood: Yes, but we get married in plan M.

Lucy: I like plan M.

#lockwood and co #anthony lockwood #lockwood #lockwood and lucy #lucy carlyle #locklyle #lockwood & co #lockwood x lucy

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Lockwood: Can I get a large vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots.

Lucy: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.

#lockwood and co #anthony lockwood #lockwood #lockwood and co incorrect quotes #lockwood and lucy #lucy carlyle

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George: Okay, we need to find a way out of here.

Lockwood and Lucy: Burn down the building.

Flo: I’ve got an idea, but we’re going to need a tugboat.

George: Tugboats and arson, that’s all I ever get from you guys.

#lockwood and co #anthony lockwood #lockwood #lucy carlyle #lockwood and lucy #george cubbins #george karim #flo bones #incorrect quotes #lockwood and co incorrect quotes

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you can’t convince me that stand and deliver isn’t lockwood’s favourite song

#lockwood and co #anthony lockwood #lockwood #Spotify

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acgas 2020 is a family drama, and acgas 1978 is a comedy.

#important distinction #VERY important distinction #acgas 2020 #acgas 1978 #james herriot #siegfried farnon #tristan farnon #helen alderson #all creatures great and small #all creatures great and small 2020

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two things i didn’t expect from 1978 all creatures great and small:

1. siegfried has rizz???????? ep 1 and he’s already pulling girls

2. it’s so much more chaotic. see exhibit 1:

#wdym orgy wtf siegfried #all creatures great and small #acgas 1978 #siegfried farnon #tristan farnon #james herriot

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BRO

Fic idea: in The Grey Lady, the psogger's spirit guide 'Tony' (the one who says, 'smth bad happened here') is actually real and it's Anthony Havers trying to reach out to Cap.

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help i wrote a fic

slight spoiler: its got their names in it (but nothing from the archives)

sorry its not on ao3 they havent invited me yet :'(

rating: K/T

#bbc ghosts #bbc ghosts captain #capvers #lieutenant havers #fanfic #bbc ghosts fanfic #bbc ghosts fic #bbc ghosts spoilers #its my first fic i wrote it at 3 in the morning pls be gentle <3

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why are simon and will in love

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Aziraphale's bookshop is listed on Google Maps.

There aren't many photos and the phone number only has half a chance of connecting, according to some reviews.

The opening hours are strange and they change constantly, causing undue stress to any shoppers trying to plan ahead.

It is however, rated 5 stars by one 'snekysnek'.

#good omens #good omens 2 #aziraphale #good omens season 2 #good omens shitpost #good omens memes #aziraphale x crowley #crowley

[grumpy-aino]

I'm watching ghosts s5 at my own pace so if i see any spoilers i'm gonna kill and eat your husband so just don't 😘

#the self control i don't have 😭😭😭

[grumpy-aino]

(scottish — if david can do the accent?) is arguably the funniest stage direction ever written on a script.