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Small golden ship's port and starboard lanterns charms, 19th century

#Adorable earring ideas

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isn't wanting to be friends with other people, like, cheating? if you're aromantic?

literally what

#OK the notes got even funnier

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When did bald become the new vanilla extract, I feel like I missed something?

#Honestly I'm mostly making this post because it sounds so funny #Though I also would like to know

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theyre cute as a couple but the follower gap between them is a little ..... uncomfortable??

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#Yes and I'll probably fail again because I keep skipping PE on Thursday afternoons

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*places an orange just outside a fairy ring to see what comes out* science is more of an art than a science

#Posts I should not read while in a meeting #Kinda lost it there for a second

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#dirty minds worldwide

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what’s in the pot

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#For some reason of all the football things I owned the one thing I still have is an FC Porto scarf? #My dad got it in his head some time to bring me a football scarf as a souvenir from any city he visited #Though that fizzled out after two trips to Portugal

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reblog to bonk prev with yr forehead like a cat

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if he was still alive I know in my heart that Terry Pratchett would have done a bit about Igors and Igorinas doing gender confirmation surgery by now. going into a lab full of bubbling vials and picking out a penis from a tank the way you pick a lobster. that one, please. you gotta be careful though because they'll really try to upsell you into getting two or three installed. people going to the clinic as pairs and just having parts swapped out for a discounted rate. maybe you actually just trade brains, that's even easier. Igorth have already been doing that thurgery for thenturieth.

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isn't wanting to be friends with other people, like, cheating? if you're aromantic?

literally what

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Suggested feature for weather forecast apps: with the current weather is my laundry gonna dry quicker indoors or out?

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