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guccilunchable·3 hours agoPhoto

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So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

I named him chicken nugget

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

update hes entirely yellow now

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i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

its happening

False alarm he moved a bit
This guy

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

whats he doing

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now
🎉🐛🎉

let me know how he’s doing soon

HES BUSTIN OUT

im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

hes’s in a bigger container than the one in the pic now but im gonna let my home boy find his way in the world after he gets used to his wings a little bit

this kid doesnt have a bad angle dang

https://youtu.be/TwpFUQzvRp0

there he goes he’s free and im so proud and a little sad

this was an incredible experience

(thats my family oohing and ahhing in the background)

I’ve seen yall reblog the unfinished ones SO MUCH that I’m getting pissed, anyway here’s the full chicken nugget saga.

Awesome! Hope you’re happy somewhere, Chicken Nugget!

I have missed this post so much! Let’s all celebrate Chicken Nugget!

do you guys realize that,,,, chicken nugget is one of those butterflies that is perfectly half female and half male?? nugget’s left wing is typical of a female spice bush swallowtail and the right wing is typical of a male

a gender role smashing icon

I wondered why the wings looked different

Incredible

intersex icon

He’s a bilateral gnandromorph!!

WE STAN?????

chicken nugget said intersex rights

This whole post is wonderful, but I think a lot of people don’t realise just how rare bilateral gynandromorphs are. Research has shown that only approximately 1 in 6,000 butterflies is a bilateral gynandromorph! So thanks so much @oddity-txt for sharing this wonderful being with us!

This dude found a shiny pokemon

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behold the most moving voice acting of all time

IT BELONGS ON A GREAT BIG FIYAAH;yi

what ah you so excaitedabaaht MAYQUAY

eeeh eeh eeeh

mmmmh i think i’ll adopt it and takeit withmeeeeehhh

i always watch this like five times whenever it comes back around

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guccilunchable·10 days agoPhoto

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getcha jerma crying on stream pride icons here, you gay fucks

this is NOT the full story the context is he was doing a bit about dudes in the gym listening to music in their headphones so loud that you can hear it, he decided to roleplay it out with like. the “remember me for centuries” song and tried to act like a normal human while his earbuds were fucking BLARING this song, loud enough that it was getting picked up by the stream mic, and his chat convinced him to do other songs and he eventually layered fart and scream sounds and started bawling NOT JUST because it was PHYSICALLY PAINFUL, NOT JUST that it was funny fart and scream noises, but because of the mental image of some ripped old gym dude walking past you and you hear fart and scream compilation blaring out of his earbuds like thats normal and youre left to wonder what the fuck is wrong with that person

this bit went on for more than an hour including a brb to cool down and a session afterwards where he started organizing edits people made of his crying face into evolutionary lines

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Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?

Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.

what the shit does that mean

I see all of you people who had this post queue’d for 4/13. Good job.

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OKAY so I saw this a few days ago and was like “whatever” but then I smashed my phone in a car door, had to clean up some dead baby bunnies in my yard, and have just generally NOT had a good week. I’m fucking spooked and I’m reblogging this twice to get the universe to stop.

I ignored this too and then i got kicked out of my house. Also reblogging twice.

Not ignoring this dumbass shit when i got my exams

since we need nabil and alisson

Ehh….What the hell?

🤞🤞🤞

I’m so sorry, I just had 4 weeks of the worst depression, I can’t take more

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guccilunchable·a month agoPhoto

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now THIS is an ally

Awe dude his sister died last year and she was gay.

And he had this huge mass wedding party to honor her.

And he called a bunch of celebrity chefs to make the food for it.

Wow this is… really cute?

I’m… sympathizing with Guy Fieri?

(And he did 101 gay weddings because he was trying to compare the Attorney General against marriage equality to Cruella DeVille, like, 101 dalmations.)

THE TRUE UNPROBLEMATIC FAVE

Come to think of it I never actually found a single reason to dislike him. To my knowledge he’s just a goofball who likes food.

this is a guy fieri fan blog

I’m certain I’ve talked about this before. But. I get that the dude has some ridiculous style and he’s super-over-effusive in the way he talks about stuff. But. BUT.

His main show? Is about him giving free advertising to small, locally-owned restaurants, he brings in a lot of business for them. I’ve also found some great places through him. He also does some amazing stuff for the Make-a-Wish foundation, he has a kid and their whole family at the taping for every episode of every show he has. (This is, again, because of his sister- he was four when she was diagnosed with cancer, so he’s seen how hard it is for a kid and their family.) He’s from Vegas, and when there was the shooting a few years ago, he got a bunch of celebrity chefs to do a huge dinner for 3,000 people for the first responders. He went to feed firefighters and evacuees during at least one of the wildfires in California.

Dude’s style is silly, yeah, but who cares? He helps a lot of people, he enjoys himself, and good for him for that.

I used to work in culinary with some people who’ve cooked in a lot of high end kitchens, and many of them have worked for a “celebrity” chef or two. Heard a LOT of stories to go with them over the years.

None of them have ever had a bad word to say about Guy Fieri. 

He’s a cheeseball, but he’s a good cheeseball.

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guccilunchable·a month agoText

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How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isn’t cool anymore?

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guccilunchable·a month agoText

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mad because you cannot play with the other children during recess, aren’t you

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so

we have this app called toogoodtogo where restaurants/cafes/bakeries/hotels and so on sell their leftovers for really cheap to reduce foodwaste

i got all of this for €4 from starbucks

bless

The America version is called FoodForAll

I love TooGoodToGo all of this sushi cost me £3.50 (the chinese food cost me £3.59)

YOOOOOOO, they’re formalizing this?!?!

I used to do community service at a community breakfast, we’d go to the local Safeway and get all their stale bread, the local bakery for their stale baked goods and whatnot.

They throw away so much food it’s ridiculous, I’m glad someone finally created a program like this!

The American app isn’t available everywhere but if you’re broke in NY or Boston, check it out!

The US app logo currently looks like this and was last updated 3 weeks ago (as of January 25th 2020)

TooGoodToGo is available in many European countries, including the UK, much of Scandinavia, Germany, Austria, Switzerland, France, Belgium, the Netherlands, Poland, Italy and the Iberian peninsula. 

In Canada we have flash food, I dont know if it’s just confined to loblaw stores but you can get food that stores have to throw out for dirt cheap

I know I reblogged this once already but I’m back to say there’s an Australian version!

YWaste has been around since 2017 apparently, so they’re quite well established if you’re Australian and in need of options

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